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ryubunnysae

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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Three way kiss between bunny, sae and shidou

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I see the radfems out there saying that every man who's ever been born is a psychopath who's constantly looking for an opportunity to commit a felony and then I remember this one time I was really struggling to get a shopping cart out of another shopping cart and a dude came over to help me, but he couldn't do it, and then another dude came over to help him, and then another came over because it was a challenge he wanted in on, and then I had 3 guys all tearing at a stuck shopping cart, and literally none of them even needed a cart.

And when they got it out, they fist pumped and I said thanks so much and one of them said "easy." And then they left.

And it's like.

I don't think radfems go outside.

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El Clasico again, but youth team edition!! I want Lavi to be the good big brother to Bunny (& Sae), so imagine how mad he'd be if he discovers Luna is the culprit of bunnysae's tragedy 😭

(Also now that bnse is sailing can I pray for some lvln food as well cough)

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Nsfw-ish//

"I hc this character as having a 9' schlong"

Cool! I hc him as suffering from anorgasmia due to trauma <3

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Ok but what if bunny iglesias is a lana del rey coded type of character.... what if .......

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I apologise. Ness in this chapter gave me soft dom ideas. Kaiser needs to know what love feels like.

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I think there needs to be more ryusae in this world

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Bunny draining Sae of all his emotions. The type of guy to insert a suicide joke in every conversation and steal the air out of it. To drain the love of soccer out of everyone he gets near because he hates it So much.

Shidou being an explosion of life. Someone who makes soccer exciting again. Who breathes his own life into Sae's lungs to remind him what it's like to breathe.

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The worms in my brain have spoken

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why did sae

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some new gen 11 kise because i need them to interact

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Wake up guys new character with (possible) criminal record & child abvse to ship with Sae has just dropped

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I feel like Shidou would try to amateurly taxidermy a roadkill at least once.

I can actually picture him going to Sae and being like "Ah Sae-chan, I found a dead hedgehog on the road, want to come dissect it with me?"

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shidou plays the sims!