bramblewhisker
bramblewhisker
Broad-Shouldered Brown Tabby Tom
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Senior warrior. He/Him. Cat shipping enthusiast. No pair is too rare. ๐Ÿ”ž
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bramblewhisker ยท 3 hours ago
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Berrynose: Actually, the "she-cat orgasm" is a myth. The whole time I've been with Poppyfrost she's never had a single one.
Lionblaze: Dude, Dark Forest cats couldn't torture that admission out of me if that were my experience.
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bramblewhisker ยท 7 hours ago
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I love the name Stripestar because I assume he was Stripekit and I love thinking about the mom cat just looking and being like "Wow that is the stripiest kit I've ever seen."
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bramblewhisker ยท 1 day ago
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Poll: Tiger Tots
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bramblewhisker ยท 1 day ago
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Sol saw how messed up they all were already and decided that they already had making their lives miserable covered. He didn't need that drama in his life after Blackstar wasn't even a great lay.
My favorite thing about Sol is how the last time we see him. This arc villain that manipulated an entire clan...
They arrest him while looking for someone else, then tell him to fuck off. And so he does just that
I guess that grudge against the clans wasn't that strong after all.
Funniest way to resolve an antagonist ever
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bramblewhisker ยท 1 day ago
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Grooming in cats is a dominance behavior, so if one segment of cats is always in charge of grooming another segment of cats - something referenced for the wild cats in StormClan's Folly - then the cats doing the grooming would be the dominant group. It would not be "subserviently giving them baths."
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bramblewhisker ยท 1 day ago
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Ravenpaw!
My good boyyy, I love that he got the long happy life he deserved after everything he went through <3
WAIT I LITERALLY JUST FOUND OUT THAT RAVENBARLEY IS OFFICIAL?? OMG THE NEW GRAPHIC NOVEL CONFIRMED IT THIS IS THE BEST DAY
AND THE NEW BOOK TOO?? THIS IS SUCH A BIG STEP FOR THE SERIES!! :D (not specifying who because technicallyyyyy the book isn't out yet ;))
Character details (possible spoilers below!!)
Parent(s): Robinwing + Fuzzypelt
Sibling(s): Brindleface, Frostfur, Dustpelt, Cherrypaw + Chestnutkit / Longtail (half)
Mate(s): Barley (YESSSS)
Children: N/A
Mentor: Tigerstar
Temporary Apprentice(s): Rileypool + Bellaleaf
Cause of Death: Liver Cancer :(
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bramblewhisker ยท 2 days ago
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Will finish it tomorrow
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bramblewhisker ยท 2 days ago
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Sunbeam Character Assassination
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bramblewhisker ยท 3 days ago
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Dustpelt: How could Sandstorm choose that KITTYPET over me? What's he have that I don't?
Runningwind: He's nice.
Mousefur: He's a real go-getter.
Goldenflower: He's handsome as anything.
Whitestorm: He's got a great attitude!
Brindleface: He's real father material.
Yellowfang: He's got a good head on his shoulders.
Longtail: He's so charismatic!
Dustpelt: OKAY I was not actually asking for answers!!!
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bramblewhisker ยท 3 days ago
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Dustpelt!
I miss this guy so much, he's one of those characters where he's kind of unpleasant to be around for most people, but is then the biggest family man and absolutely adores his wife and kids <3
(although the whole thing with him and Fernpaw was really strangeee, I honestly just hope that was first arc weirdness and not something the authors would still go along with now)
Character details (possible spoilers below!!)
Parent(s): Robinwing + Fuzzypelt
Sibling(s): Longtail (half), Brindleface, Frostfur, Ravenpaw, Cherrypaw, Chestnutkit
Mate(s): Ferncloud
Children: Spiderleg, Shrewpaw, Birchfall, Hollykit, Larchkit, Foxleap + Icecloud
Mentor: Redtail (former) + Darkstripe
Apprentice(s): Ashfur (eww), Squirrelstar, Hazeltail + Sorreltail (temporary)
Cause of Death: Killed by badgers
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bramblewhisker ยท 4 days ago
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tfw gay people are actually allowed to exist in a canon warriors book
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bramblewhisker ยท 4 days ago
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bramblewhisker ยท 4 days ago
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I cannot relate to any experience less than picking up a book I know I'm not going to like/that I think will make me mad for the express purpose of being the first one to post all the "bad" sections of it online to collectively wallow in misery. I'd just do something that brings me joy, personally.
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bramblewhisker ยท 4 days ago
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Who's the father of Myrtlebloom's kits?
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bramblewhisker ยท 4 days ago
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Tigerstar: "Blackfoot, I wish to reward your loyalty. I do not think you should be sleeping in an empty nest any longer."
Blackfoot: Omigosh omigosh omigosh Tigerstar finally wants to take me to his nest! Ohhhhh, Blackfoot, play it cool. Don't mess this up! "Oh, Tigerstar, I'm... flattered! I'm so honored that you would-"
Tigerstar, stepping aside: "My daughter, Tawnypaw, will serve as your mate."
Blackfoot: "Oh. A... she-cat. Yay....."
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bramblewhisker ยท 5 days ago
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Lionblaze: Starclan, Berrynose is so stupid that I need to homoerotically wrestle with him to the ground so I can establish dominance over his dumbass
Jayfeather: Or you could just...date him like a normal cat.
Lionblaze: Why would I do that?
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