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Invention of bread is weird bc it’s like some Neolithic ppl were like “hey you know that tall grass thing that’s sorta edible but not really how about we take it and grind it into a very very fine powder which is extra backbreaking right now bc the wheel won’t be invented for awhile and then we mix it with water and heat it up and you know what let’s also toss some mold in there just to see what happens”

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Peeninis.

(narrows eyes)

Listen here-

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Opinion on paninis?

All bread is good bread!!! Asumming, of course, you are talking about panini bread. Bread is only good if it's bread, you know what I'm saying?

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Breadbin?

Abso-fucking-lutely

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LISTEN UP FUCKERS IM A SIMPLE BREAD AND I MISS THE DAYS WHERE WE HAD A WAR AND CONFUSED EVERYONE WITH ALL OUR FOOD+PLAN NAMES

I SHALL QUELL MY LONGINGS BY MAKING MORE BREAD

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This is Wrong

*unslices your bread*

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BREAD! HISTORY!

Invention of bread is weird bc it’s like some Neolithic ppl were like “hey you know that tall grass thing that’s sorta edible but not really how about we take it and grind it into a very very fine powder which is extra backbreaking right now bc the wheel won’t be invented for awhile and then we mix it with water and heat it up and you know what let’s also toss some mold in there just to see what happens”

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Tis a good letter!

an open letter to the inventor of bread

hey. thanks

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I appreciate this post

The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula K. Le Guin / @lobotomybarbie / ? / @citrusflowers / fermentation night by Molly Cheang illustration & painting / 8th to 6th century BCE figurine of a woman baking, Akhzib / @3-ducks-in-a-trenchcoat​ / @moss-is-nice​ / ? / Everything Leads to You by Nina Lacour 

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I would die for you

Then perish

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BREAD?!!? *happy noise*

I AM BREAD *happy bread noise*

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According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

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Excuse me you do what now

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Princesses lock themselves in towers when they lose hope in humanity. They need a dragon to guard them from toxic relatives trying to force them back into society.

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Tumblr Code.

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Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

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character concept: two people who have been reincarnated for thousands of years and have always found eachother but instead of being in love they just fucking hate eachother