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I made a quick 90s heartthrob version bc this is the ideal man

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Emergency Commissions :,)

Hey lads! Long time not posts lmao!

So as some of you may know, I’m a full time student right now, but what I’ve never really talked about is that I actually live two hours outside of the city my school is located in. So part of my commute is my drive.

Well, unfortunately this past weekend the garage decided to pull Baby (yes, she’s named after THAT Baby, but significantly less cool) off of the road as she’s old and kind of deffo a death trap and its actually incredibly lucky I haven’t had an accident yet lmao but alas, I have no car now.

Because I’m a full time student, finding a job has been near on impossible and while I’m still looking, online hunting makes me actually want to scream.

And so! I’m putting my incredibly amazing, Michelangelo-level talent up for sale!

For now I’m only doing basic outfit of the day commissions and this term for me is SUPER busy and I don’t have massive amounts of time outside of class and learning my lines for our play (that’s right lads, I’m a drama student. Are we even shocked lmao) but if that’s something you’d be interested in, feel free to check out the link!!

I had some friends suggest I start a gofundme but my British arse is incapable of asking for help so this way, people get something of their own out of it!

!!!FULL DISCLOSURE, as I haven’t had any people buy a commission yet, the examples are off of Pinterest, I’ll change these examples when I have actual commissions lol!!!

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YEAH I LIKE AI

(A)rtist's

(I)ncredibly good artwork that deserves to be paid for and appreciated for the time they put into it

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knuck tats

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Lads meet my new hyperfixtation

Hoping to make a Hans one afterwards too!! (Kind of/kind of not an 'in my style' of that knight one with the horse by I THINK John William Waterhouse (I THINK that's his name my stupid arse is on a plane and can't look it up til we land lmao)

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Goddammit, but these two idiots are already consuming my soul. And I haven't even started on the second game yet.

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kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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So much for keeping things professional

EENVJRNUHCUSHJXIJWJIDHUHF IVE BEEN WORKING ON AND OFF ON THIS FOR LIKE LITERALLY 5 MONTHS LMAO BUT SHES HERE. SHES DONE (until I get another urge to improve it yet again)

In my head this is like after Birdie and Gaz met in mw but I’m trying to work out if I want them to be together in mw2 or still yearning for each other lmao. I imagine this taking place at some fancy charity military gala or something, I know jack shit a the military lol.

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Sometimes I scroll through twt and here on the cod tag and stuff and I be thinking...why does no one draws gaz like bro I see more Konig art on the mw tag and he's not even in that universe give some love to gaz pls

Idk if u realized but I really love gaz

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how to draw horses(for the discerning horse girl)

i spent two years working in barns to give you this information. use it wisely

view all 16 parts under the cut!

hopefully this guide will inspire you to draw the cowboys you've always dreamed of

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now that the ithaca saga is out i'd like to just put it out there that, in the original text, after they reunite odysseus and penelope immediately run off to fuck - obviously (20 years at sea away from your wife call that the wettest dry spell mankind's ever seen). BUT while they're getting all hot and heavy, athena decides to put her owl motif to good use and wingman for odysseus by quite literally holding off the dawn until they're fully satisfied (od. 23.345-248). which is just. what a way to end off one of the greatest pieces of storytelling in human history

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[> worm offers you hope for the new year.]

[> do you accept?]

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So college has been licking ym arse lol but I'm over half way through now and I've drawn more in the last week off than the three months. Next term should be a lot more chill tho so I'm hoping I'll have more time!

Having said that expect an influx of birdie doodles and other cod stuff :D