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i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

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so like up until the 1600s, people believed that plants got their mass by eating dirt, because where the fuck else would they get it from. a guy named jan van helmont thought this sounded kind of funky and decided to test it by planting a willow tree sapling, letting it grow in a pot for 5 years, and measuring the soil before and after. lo and behold, at the end of the 5 year experiment the weight of the soil was basically the same. he decided that the mass of the growing willow tree would HAVE to be from water, because what the fuck else could the plant possibly eat, am i right lads???

anyway what im trying to get at is that its actually a really common misconception that plants eat dirt. they do not eat dirt. they get their mass from carbon dioxide in the air that they converted into sugars and starches in photosynthesis. yes, they get nutrients and stuff from the soil, but the bulk of what you see in terms of like, leaves and bark and Non-Water Plant Stuff™ was made from materials converted from carbon dioxide in photosynthesis. 

jan van helmont did not know this. jan van helmont self-identified as an alchemist and spent most of his time thinking very hard about how eating things worked while under the assumption that plants apparently got bigger from only water and absolutely nothing else. this, although some sort of mood i can’t pin down– a small worm, a similar hat, if you will– is not a life style i would encourage

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listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

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'Shallan Davar' by Magali Villeneuve.

Illustration from the 10th anniversary leatherbound edition of ‘Words Of Radiance', book 2 of 'The Stormlight Archive' series, written by Brandon Sanderson.

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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

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BEKKATHYST Autumn 2023 Giveaway!

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Please read thoroughly before entering!

Hello lovely Tumblr folk! It’s that time again- I have a giveaway for you all. 💜

We have an online store that could use your support!

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About us: My business is a small, family-run establishment that I started here on Tumblr in 2013. I’ve been lucky enough to grow to the point where this supports me, my partner, and our daughter. In the US we also had a brick-and-mortar shop in which I employed my mom and a few of my siblings. However, we closed it to be able to move to Austria, my home country! 💜 I strive to put compassion and ethics above all else in my business, and I hope that shines through. We have a website but also run many fun sales directly here on Tumblr!

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A $50 gift card that can be used for our online store or Tumblr sales!

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You must be 16 or older. (If under 18 you MUST have parent’s permission)

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they hated her for her clitoral swag

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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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Anyways if y'all wanted to know what's up with my life, I gave some mice autism and then un-autismed them to prove I could but I over-corrected and they ended up with ADHD instead. I'm currently the most valued member of a workforce I don't want to be in and am trying to leave and my new roommate is very homophobic

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Read this. Even if you hate eggs and perky diet blogs. Read through Wednesday at the very least. My bet is if you get to Wednesday, you’ll want to read the rest. 

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Sad, now i can freely hate anon you :(

As the world has been, so shall it continue to be

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wait tumblr is now fully telling us if the call is coming from inside the house?

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Testing

Damn it didn't work 😔

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Hey adri send me an anon I need to test this

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english is a hard subject and it's for girls. stem is a bunch of hard subjects and they also are for girls. the rest of the humanities are hard, too, and yknow what? they're for girls. technical school is hard and it, too, is for girls. the arts are hard and they're for girls. all of these fields of study carry immense difficulties and give a lot of value to the world and women and girls thrive in all of them. business school however I don't think is habitable for any human life.