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Poor delusional Viserys 😔

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This has probably already be done

Did it anyway

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Seriously, why so many smiles? 😅🥹

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josh in the piss corner of the mines waiting for be discovered

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cheesy idealistic fluff jossam headcanons cuz im fucked up

• josh can play guitar and probably played wonderwall or enter sandman at her to try to impress her

• sam is like “haha what if we got married..” trying to pass a hint to him and he catches onto it but pretends he doesn’t because marriage and commitment scares him but eventually he can’t say no to her anymore and buys a ring. in turn their wedding song is wish you were here by avenged sevenfold because she can’t say no to him either

• sam volunteers to play video games with josh and chris because she wants to be involved and all she does is fuck around and try to make friends with the enemy team. josh is like Aww ur doing so good babe 💕 and chris is like SHOOT THE FUCKING ENEMIES

• sam likes to read and knit in bed like an old lady and josh waits sooo patiently for her to be done so he can hold her close

• josh grows emotionally attached to sam’s plants and he sits there and stares at them like a dog

• prime cuddling position for them is sam laying with her head against josh’s chest and josh rubbing her back or playing with her hair

• josh is really affectionate and will always steal kisses from sam whenever he can

• josh likes to smoke a cigarette in bed in the morning and sam doesn’t like it at first but eventually it starts to grow on her

• sam can’t sleep without josh

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no one understands what this picture does to me, they’re so cute ma babies

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Look at them 🥹

Cr.: girlbvy3e on reddit

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You do not understand how SICK Jossam makes me! Every time I see Jossam Content, I Get all Giddy and Jump up and down! I love them so much!

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Seriously, why so many smiles? 😅🥹

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Chris: Hey, Josh? Can I get some dating advice?

Josh: Just because I’m with Sam doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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My type is her

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used to love info dumping my jossam headcanons back in the day so i'd thought i'd give y'all a new and improved run down of all the new jossam (and some old + reworked) headcanons i've accumulated over the years (a lot were inspired by my love @evildeadgf & those specific hcs pretty much belong to her but we're a TEAM here so!!) let me share the visions with my fellow jossamers again

sam LOVES to thrift. genuinely anything second-hand she loves, and she loves dragging josh along with her to flee markets or a random hole in the wall quirky and kitschy thrift store they'll find wherever they may be travelling. josh never forgets to take photos of all the weird antiques he finds, like the 19th century porcelain dolls with cracks in their faces and the moment sam sees them she will SHRIEK. get it away from her!

josh finds little post-it notes everywhere around their apartment due to sam. she writes up reminders for josh, like what times he needs to take his meds, or that there's leftovers in the fridge for breakfast (when he gets up though, it's lunch time)

when at work, sam never misses the opportunity to take photos of the furry companions that come in since she works with animals. and josh totally gets the message sam is trying to send every time he gets a new photo of a cute dog, cat or rabbit - sam clearly wants a pet for the two in the future, but josh can hardly take care of himself most times let alone a whole animal, which sam understands, but she won't let up so easily!!! she's gonna send cute cats!!!! and he's totally gonna warm up to it some day

they're both very musically inclined, sam can sing and josh can play the guitar, though not many of his friends actually know it about him - he pretty much only jams out with sam whenever he's up to it. even if he's much more a film guy, he's down to listen to sam lull him with her pretty voice any time of the day

speaking of film - they both love it, though in different ways. sam's not too much of a horror person like josh, and she hates the supernatural genre - literally scares the soul out of her body, she can't handle it alone, but with josh there she's calm enough, and comes to love some of his favourite horrors, and of course josh comes to love all the oldies she grew up with that she shows him even if he'd already seen some of them before in passing. whenever josh talks to her about the particulars of how they took a certain angle or shot sam is totally enthralled, she loves to hear him speak about the things he's passionate about

with sam being half italian and vegan simultaneously, she cooks up a lot of family favourite meals with vegan substitutes and always has josh taste test. they never fail to be delicious. sam is THE best cook, josh washington's seal of approval

they 100% geek out on musical theatre together and have totally dressed up to the nines to see phantom of the opera on broadway at least once or twice

they've both been in love with one another for pretty much half of their lives. when they were preteens their first kisses were each other, sam 11 and josh 12 - it was a quick little nervous and flustered peck but nonetheless, the memory never left both of their minds even as they grew older, and josh was barely a lady's man in his teens to early adulthood, too many people found him unapproachable or 'weird' despite his partying nature (which is a whole can of worms in itself imo! escapism at its finest!) he never had a solid or proper relationship with anyone until he finally got with sam. now sam, she tried to date here and there, but it was weird for her, after years and years of crushing on her best friend's brother, she told herself to get over it, face reality (in which she thought he clearly didn't reciprocate her feelings) and find someone who made her happy and who'd she make happy in return, and that of course, was a bust. josh was her only love, and sam was josh's

josh has a polaroid scrapbook of their adventures together, and sam is absolutely in love with it, when he first showed it to her it literally broke her, she couldn't suppress her tears and nor could she hold herself back from throwing herself into his arms

i really could go on and on and on but ahh!!! i love them so much!! they are my babies!!!!

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hi! do u have any platonic/romantic jossam hcs?? the remake is making me think abt them too much lmao, hope u r okay!

Heyy! I hope you’re ok too!

Platonic

Hannah and Beth tries with all of their might to get Josh to confess to Sam

Josh draws Sam (it’s usually doodles but still- I know Sam drew the pictures in the remake but I like to think Josh can draw)

Sam gets so jealous whenever Josh goes on a date (Josh does too)

Sam and Josh act like a couple (Sam can’t tell if Josh means it or not)

Josh tried rock climbing with Sam (he can’t stand it at all)

Sam and Josh watch documentaries a lot for movie night

Hannah/Beth is their biggest supporter

Romantic

Josh plans over the top dates (one time Sam mentioned that she wanted to go climb a mountain and take a pic- he planned a mountain expedition with trained professionals)

They are so sickeningly sweet (they’re all smiles when they’re around the other)

Josh compliments Sam all of the time but one time Sam complimented him and he giggled like a dork

Josh is whipped (one look from Sam with her cute little eyes and he’s signing away all of his money)

Sam is also whipped (one time the rest of the gang found out the Washingtons had a beach house and wanted to go. Sam was convinced by the thought of seeing Josh in a bathing suit)

Sam doesn’t like it when Josh spends a lot of money of her

Sam texts dirty messages to Josh (it’s to get him to help volunteer with her- he would do it anyway but Sam thinks it’s funny)

Sam steals Josh’s flannels

Whenever Hannah or Beth gets on Josh’s nerves, he’ll be overly flirty with Sam

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I feel it's perfectly appropriate to restart the whole game because I missed the high 5 with Josh

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You do not understand how SICK Jossam makes me! Every time I see Jossam Content, I Get all Giddy and Jump up and down! I love them so much!

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hannah and beth have made it back to the lodge!

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You do not understand how SICK Jossam makes me! Every time I see Jossam Content, I Get all Giddy and Jump up and down! I love them so much!