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bucket-fucker
keelah se'lai
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Amy. 34. She/her. INFP. I make a lot of text posts and I like cats.All I care about anymore is Kingdom Come: Deliverance and my D&D characters.
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bucket-fucker · 3 days ago
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bucket-fucker · 4 days ago
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DANDELION | overcoming hardship, healing, resilience, hope
I had the pleasure of painting the illustrious Dorian for @daflowerzine 🌼 leftover sales are still happening!
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bucket-fucker · 4 days ago
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bucket-fucker · 5 days ago
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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
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bucket-fucker · 5 days ago
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i can’t say “angry birds ratios a transphobe” was on my 2023 bingo card, but i’m not disappointed
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bucket-fucker · 5 days ago
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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
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bucket-fucker · 5 days ago
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stuffed animal contest
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Sir Hans Capon "Pookie" of Pirkstein |150725
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bucket-fucker · 5 days ago
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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates
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bucket-fucker · 7 days ago
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Black Sails | 1.01
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bucket-fucker · 8 days ago
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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart
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edit: here's her YouTube account, as well as her TikTok and Facebook :)
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bucket-fucker · 10 days ago
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BLACK SAILS | 2.02
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bucket-fucker · 11 days ago
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Here's to the people who weren't abused by their parents, but whose parents sucked anyways. Here's to people whose parents fucked up raising you out of ignorance and not malice. Here's to the kids whose parents didn't know what to do with you so they did nothing at all. Here's to people whose parents are getting better and growing as people but still hurt you. Here's to every mean comment that wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn't come from your mom; here's to awkward family dinners because you're all trying to forget;
here's to you, survivor of a thousand 'not as bad as it could have been' hurts. I see you. You aren't alone.
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bucket-fucker · 12 days ago
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I'm afraid of small dark spaces.
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bucket-fucker · 12 days ago
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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bucket-fucker · 13 days ago
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the world is getting so ugly and bleak and it’s hard not to feel so hopeless. but we have to remember that they want us to feel that way.
it reminds me of this quote by dan savage - “During the darkest days of the AIDS crisis we buried our friends in the morning, we protested in the afternoon, and we danced all night, and it was the dance that kept us in the fight because it was the dance we were fighting for.”
joy is resistance. it’s really scary times but we are all in this together.
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bucket-fucker · 16 days ago
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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.
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