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On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

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Pebbels & Ilvy aka Pebbelino in the schnino & Ilvylina Ballerina

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portal to the Otherworld

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PRAYER TO SAINT HELEN FOR SIGHT IN THE CRYSTAL

I found the following prayer in an old booklet dating back to the 1860s which describes the manner of making a crystal, consecrating and using it. The consecration involves a blessing during the saying of a mass, so it would be difficult to suppose it could be done by anyone who was not a Roman Catholic priest. The booklet is attributed to (St.) Thomas the Ox of Christ, better known as the Dominican theologian St. Thomas Aquinas. It is unlikely, however, that he was the real author.The prayer given below is to be said over the crystal before looking into it. It is to be spoken aloud as would befit a prayer made for the person who is to look into the crystal for another. The text did not specify whether this was quartz crystal or lead crystal—you will probably want to use quartz.

I pray thee, Holy Lady Helen, mother of King Constantine, who didst discover the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by that most sacred devotion and finding of the Holy Cross, and by that Most Holy Cross, and by the joy which thou hadst when thou didst find that Most Holy Cross, and by the love which thou hadst for thy son King Constantine, and by all the blessings which thou enjoyest perpetually, that thou should show me in this crystal whatever I seek and desire to know. Amen.

True Magic by Draja Mickaharic, Spoken Spells.

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And to think that it takes very little to make a child happy....

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happy ides of March

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"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.

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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

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this guy posted this video called “unethical money making hacks” and was like “i’m selling bullshit art!” and he was buying prints from kmart and covering them in joint compound and making interesting shapes in the joint compound and then selling it as “textured wall art” like sorry bro that’s just regular art you made art i know it feels like bullshit but you’re actually just making art rn

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is there a difference between a mage/witch/sorcerer/etc? id like to claim the silly hat of mage [it's the only one that sounds right when i say it] but im apprehensive of the idea of claiming to be something im not actually practicing if that makes sense

The difference depends on who you ask.

I think @upthewitchypunx suggested that you are a witch if you self-identify as a witch and practice witchcraft. (All apologies if I got that confused!)

I think that you're a mage if you self-identify as a mage and practice magecraft.

You are the one who gets to decide what magecraft is. There is no cosmic dictionary in the sky that determines what that is for you.

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when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that  meant until i met a fucking horse 

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Got my hands on an old camera, I feel so powerful. (featuring highlights from my bedroom :3 )

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