Call me Hux. Ace Pan. Any pronouns. PhD. Lover of duels, hater of unsolicited treatsies on economic systems, writer of bad slash fic. Cursed pairing pioneer. Tumblr's leading (only) Montgomery expert (moron). Montgomburry stan. 18+ blog. Find me on Ao3 as TheHuxler. Send deranged asks.
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POV: You're producing four drug addicts who don't get along
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I sent this to my straight male friend who drills wells for a living and he said "that girl has BJ eyes"
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John definitely angrily jerked it over the record player to Monkberry Moon Delight (four minutes thirty seconds) while cursing that evil twink
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Paul’s letter to Allen Klein
❝ Incensed by the delays, Paul waited until the problems were sorted and the album [Wild Life] was released, and then he reminded Klein who had won the lawsuit. On a piece of Kidney Punch Music stationery, bearing MPL’s London and New York addresses and the publishing company’s logo—a martini glass with a boxing glove in it—he dashed off a quick note, by hand, that read:
Dear Pig,
You have nothing to do with my affairs, so keep out of them!
Fuck off.
P.M. ❞
— The McCartney Legacy, Volume 1: 1969 – 1973 by Allan Kozinn and Adrian Sinclair (2022)
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The man, the myth, the mood:


The face of a man who went to France on a whim with no passport and no money and talked his way into the country just to film 2.5 seconds of footage for a music video for a song about a weirdo that nobody likes or understands to put in his magic bus movie.
#*slaps wizard hat* this baby can fit so much weed#pauls early behavior makes so much more sense in the wings era#like oh you were always meant to have a mullet and flail around#the suit and mop top was a deception
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amrev reddit: here's a repost of a photo from one of the national historic sites' facebook pages. support our troops 😊😊
amrev tumblr: POLL—who from the continental army had the tightest hole?
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Derek Taylor, the Beatles' publicist, once told me he was sure that no matter how Paul was standing or moving, he always knew just how the crease at the back of his trousers was falling or how his jacket was hanging at the waist. This was not a narcissistic thing as Paul wasn't a dandy; it was just an incredible level of show-business professionalism.
In the Sixties, Barry Miles (2002)
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Mclennon pigtail pulling
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“What were the Beatles really like? She’s asked this every day. “Very irreverent, very flirty,” she says, “just like my own boys growing up. That John Lennon was a very naughty boy. He preferred men. He was very shy with women, you know, trying to get confidence in himself with that naughty schoolboy humour, that catch-the-girl, kiss-the-girl thing. If you came on as a siren, he’d run a mile.””
Cilla Black, interview in the Telegraph, August, 1997
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Imagine being insecure John Lennon gaining a little tiny bit of weight being constantly fatshamed by the press for it and a then a few years later seeing Paul McCartney gaining weight and all he gets is fat ass
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I wonder if john lennons friends were ever like man you know I love you but what the fuck
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Happy belated pride month to my favorite completely alive and married couple!





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Frothing at the mouth across the sea in the land where the sun doesn't set
Huxie is a saint for letting me do this to her
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@mclennonhater has inspired me to be homophobic
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LMFAO for posting these two together but they were made for the same event so here we go
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Thinking about how John Lennon thought him and Paul McCartney had a telepathic connection. Meanwhile Paul is the most emotionally repressed and oblivious person in existence
#and john writes 4.5 billion songs about how Paul is hurting his feelings for intentionally ignoring x y z#meanwhile Paul is playing in his garden with his dog#Mclennon#paul mccartney#john lennon
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“John and I used to hitch-hike places together, it was something that we did together quite a lot; cementing our friendship, getting to know our feelings, our dreams, our ambitions together. It was a very wonderful period. I particularly remember John and I would be squeezed in our little single bed, and Mike Robbins, would come in late at night to say good night to us.”


“We’d never been there before. We were a bit tired so we checked into a little hotel for the night, intending to go off hitchhiking the next morning. Of course, it was too nice a bed after having hitched so we said, ‘We’ll stay a little longer,’ then we thought, ‘God, Spain is a long way, and we’d have to work to get down there.’ We ended up staying the week in Paris – John was funding it all with his hundred quid."

John & Paul: Travel and Beds
Jane Fisher, Black Pajamas, Oil on Canvas, 2013. // John Lennon, Paris, Paul McCartney, 1961. // Paul McCartney, Many Years From Now. // Paul McCartney, The Beatles, Anthology, 1995. // Salman Toor, Boys with Pink Bedsheets and Sock, Oil on Panel, 2021.
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Mclennon is just Hamburr if Burr were nicer but Hamilton was the same amount of crazy
Anywhere here's my Mclennon fic
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