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we did a good job making "even" have 4 letters and "odd" have 3 letters
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NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.
#not rly experimented with it at this kind of scale but i can confirm the orgasm one does work#when ur in that like#not rly actively bleeding but not NOT bleeding enough to feel safe going without a pad/tampon#hold your nose and blow is a fucking crazy ass thing to say in this context though
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I think i know who the dead politician is that John Gaius admitted to puppeting around for monetary gain in nona the ninth is now
#tlt#nona the ninth#lolololol#either hes dead or hes going to show up to the next conference sooooo skinny and face lifted
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oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that
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Best cloud?
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My favorite part of being an adult so far has been rediscovering packing a lunch and having it by yourself in the nearest park
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so we know that tumblr is overpopulated by americans. but i suspect it's overpopulated by americans in the midwest, so poll:
#not midwestern but i do want to talk about how i hate midwesterners for CALLING it midwestern.#as someone who is fully 100% western you mother fuckers are neither mid nor are you west??? why would we call you this#you are fucking. northeast as best in the grand scheme of things#i know its because they started calling it midwest BEFORE they got like. all the way there. but its still annoying#is it not bad enough that i live in the fucking desert. can i not have the name of my geographical location be accurate
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since apparently this is controversial, reblog with your country in the tags and whether or not you think noodles and pasta are the same thing
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The CEO of my bank is currently playing a very delicate game of “How many times can I overdraft this 23 year old for a $3.00 charge before she comes to my house and puts me in a meat grinder?”
#WHY WOULD YOU CHARGE MY ACCOUNT AT MIDNIGHT#IM LITERALLY GETTING PAID TODAY AND YOU CHARGED ME AT MIDNIGHT?#AND LESS THAN THREE HOURS LATER I GPT AN OVER DRAFT FEE? REALLY?#AM I A JOKE TO YOU?#THAT WAS LITERALLY HALF MY SAVINGS. BY THE WAY#on this episode on A BITCH BEING KICKED WHILE SHES DOWN
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maybe growing up is just becoming who you were at 14 again but learning how to love her this time
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I know i was put on this earth to be a lone wolf because wishing people a happy birthday over text makes my skin crawl
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Goddammit now I wanna know the split on this
REBLOG FOR WIDER SAMPLE POOL PLS
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#being high on ambien was absolutely one of the funniest things i ever did#it really does make you do shit like this. i bet this guy was so fucking pumped about having snacks on his piano
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Why are some white people red
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tyler galpin is a really interesting character to analyse, if you look at him from literally any lens that isn't "wednesday's love interest" and i'll die on that hill.
#yessss nobody even talks about the stockholm syndrome#like wtf was up with him being chained up in a cave. why are we brushing past this
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