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Guys, I found a silly incorrect quote prompt. 😭 Originally made by @apples4wce btw

Y/N: *Lying on a bed, sick with a cold*

Optimus, bringing cold medicine: You took one pill this morning, right? Well, you can take one more now that it's the evening, Little One.

Y/N: I can take as many as I want!?

Optimus: No, that is not what i said-

Y/N: HAND THOSE OVER-

Optimus: No-

Y/N: I WANNA FEEL THE FIFTH DIMENSION. I WANNA SEE SOUND. I WANNA HEAR COLOR.

Optimus: nO-

Every other autobot: *Shocked Pikachu face*

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Mmmm handholding intimacy part two

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SICK CARE ☀︎︎

[TFP] Megatron/Human!Reader

[⚠︎]: Isolated fever

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Megatron's claws tap impatiently on the armrest of his throne, his optics occasionally turning to your tiny figure in the corner of the room, right next to his recharge berth.

Small, vulnerable, and sweaty. Even from a distance, his sensors could tell that your temperature was high.

You were too far away from him for his liking.

Knockout had said you were sick, according to his brief investigation under Megatron's 'pressure' (threat). He said it was common in humans and not dangerous.

He simply ordered rest and wait.

But Megatron wasn't going to wait.

"Soundwave, report," he growled, claw on his communicator. The response took no more than a click to arrive. He still hadn't gotten anything.

The news frustrated him, but he didn't bother to say anything to his third in command. He trusted that Soundwave was doing everything possible to get the so-called 'medicines' that would speed up your recovery.

He took the time to investigate himself, of course.

"Hm." He gave you another look. You were trembling, muttering things in your sleep. Nightmares, as humans called them?

Finally, he decided to go for you. It took only a few long strides for his claws to gently wrap around you, carrying the sheets that enveloped you along with you.

He laid you down with a gentleness uncharacteristic of him on the left armrest of his throne. "Megatron...?"

Your murmur is weak, tired, and somewhat confused. "Do not waste your energy, weak little human."

You stir, rubbing your face against the sheets to wake yourself up completely. "I don't think I can sleep anymore... I wasn't resting well anyway."

You sit up for a moment, then cover yourself again with the sheets, lying on your back. Your eyes are hot, heavy, and teary.

"Megatron..." You almost sob, too sensitive, too weak. He didn't respond, processing your tone, his spark reacting. "I'm boiling."

"Is that all it takes to make you cry, pathetic human?" He growls with false sarcasm, bringing one of his claws to your cheeks. You cling to him, pressing your hot skin against the cold metal.

He picks you up, carrying you like a piece of glass to his chest. "So weak, a species like yours should not even exist."

You don't respond, finding relief in his cold structure.

"Without a sense of danger, it seems. Fragile and ridiculous. You humans are only good for what you are." He lifted your chin with a gentleness that contrasted with his words. "A pet."

You barely have the energy to sneer. "Liar."

"You dare?"

"I'm hungry," you murmur.

"Huh? So what?"

At his response, you growl pitifully, hugging his badge.

"If you are going to beg, you will have to say it with words, little one."

But you refuse, and the silence stretches on for several minutes.

Until he gives in and a small grape stuck in his claw hits your lips, those fresh grapes he always had for you in case you wanted something. You receive it happily without saying anything, not wanting to provoke him more than necessary.

It doesn't satisfy you, but you still rest your head against him to rest, letting out a heavy, hot sigh.

His presence comforts you a little.

He likes yours too.

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elf

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I love him

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red for revenge

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playing dragon age for the first time so quick doodle

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i disappear for approximately 4 months and i return with fenris posting (i have played like. 200 hrs of dragon age over the last few months, i’m in my element)

wip version with less dramatic lighting under the cut hehe

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bill NO

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flustered

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i think he wants u to buy his book idk tho :p

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played DA2, so I drew some sketches xD

og post of the second pic

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this fucker won’t let me sleep (he’s in my head trying to steal my credit card information)

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And they wonder why we don't want kids

A lot of parents should not have been parents, we know this, which is why I don't understand why they want to push some of us to have kids when at least we are aware we can't provide what a child needs to grow up in a healthy environment. Financial expectations are the biggest issue when having kids. There is also the negative stigma that if you don't have kids you must not know what it's like being a parent. Well, Karen. I was a kid, and I had parents. My parents weren't perfect. I learned from their mistakes. I will not be having kids.

Below will be a list that I may edit when I come up with more things of why you should not be a parent.

If you can't handle toddlers crying, you know the little guys unable to regulate emotions they don't understand yet, and think it is OK to hit or yell at them DON'T F*CKING HAVE KIDS!

If you can't handle teenagers, the thing we all inevitably grow into at some point, DON'T F*CKING HAVE KIDS!

If you think at any point hitting a kid as punishment is OK, DON'T F*CKING HAVE KIDS!

If you think starving your kid is a good punishment, and this isn't them just not finishing their vegetables and not getting dessert, I mean not feeding them for days as punishment, DON'T F*CKING HAVE KIDS!

If you think having children is just so you can have someone else do chores for you around the house and an excuse for you to be lazy, DON'T F*CKING HAVE KIDS!

If you are going to kick your child out as soon as they turn 18, and not realize being a parent lasts as long as the child is alive, DON'T F*CKING HAVE KIDS!

If you think it is OK to insult your child just for not agreeing with you and call them names like "stupid" or "moron" or say things like "I wish I never had you" "you're useless" then, DON'T F*CKING HAVE KIDS!

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Some Fenris sketches 🤲 I couldn't resist anymore, joinin the grumpy elf lovers club😩

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red looks good on him

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a bunch of fenhawke from the last few days because i miss them badly