cabernet-and-calculations
cabernet-and-calculations
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O5-12 “The Accountant”, Head of the department of finances from the Bastardverse construct.
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cabernet-and-calculations · 3 months ago
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Sunday cannot possibly come fast enough.
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cabernet-and-calculations · 7 months ago
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I am squinting at you doubtingly, though I suppose I don't have anywhere near the full picture to know one way or another. But your haterade, it surely follows the second law of thermodynamics, where did it go...
We're civilized people and are capable of sorting out our issues.
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cabernet-and-calculations · 7 months ago
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Maybe not physically, but the energy is there! Verbal slap fights and no parents stopping you.
We hardly do that as much as we used to.
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cabernet-and-calculations · 7 months ago
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https://www.tumblr.com/scarlettaagni/767691272804810752?source=share
I didn't realize you and Ten were jellybean kittens!
We don’t do that.
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cabernet-and-calculations · 9 months ago
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Do everyone a favor and go to hell, Ten.
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cabernet-and-calculations · 9 months ago
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I have never once acted “sloppy”, I don’t even need to defend myself there. At least I can say with full honestly and reliability in my word that I have never gotten “sloppy” with a colleague. Can you say that people would likely be prone to believing you if you said the same?
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cabernet-and-calculations · 9 months ago
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Are you stupid? You don’t need to answer that because the answer is already shockingly clear judging by that question. What more definitions of “sloppy” do you believe there to be?
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cabernet-and-calculations · 9 months ago
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Ah man, he's sloppy drunk again
I do not get ‘sloppy’.
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cabernet-and-calculations · 9 months ago
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Statses fucjing horrific. Fuckfing pinot
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cabernet-and-calculations · 11 months ago
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Oh. I see. Okay.
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cabernet-and-calculations · 11 months ago
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Files on what?
I asked for some files on various thigs that I do not remember recently.
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cabernet-and-calculations · 11 months ago
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I should read yhe files.
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cabernet-and-calculations · 11 months ago
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If it provides any semblance of consolation, you are loathed immensely from this front.
I want to go back to just being loathed on all fronts, but Six and Glass would be very upset if I did so.
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I am compelled to ask how you would react to this
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What in the world?
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I don't drink beer. That's nearly as revolting as sitting in a room with you for more then five minutes at a time.
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I may be fucked up evil and rude, but at least I am not a pinot drinker.
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It's plenty polite. If someone prefers pinot then they should wash their damn palette as something is clearly wrong with it.
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