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recently i watched Isabella (Agens' actress) playing a female lizard WHOSE ENTIRE SPECIES IS ONLY FEMALE. she spoke sexily about she and the girls piling in a lump (of sex, ig??) and then birthed only daughters.

idk what to do with this info, so i'm sharing it here (lol).

Ok here me out

Tedesco is getting pegged by agnes

Tedesco is also fucking Thomas

Tedesco is getting pegged by Benitez

Aldo hooks up with Tedesco

Thomas is friends with Aldo but doesn't sleep with him

Benitez and Bellini are together

Thomas once rejected Aldo years ago and Aldo respects him for it

Sister Agnes is a bisexual icon

Tremblay is straight and celibate because no one wants that

Adeymi is a creep and likes girls but also battles with homosexual thought (bi but repressing his attraction to men) and once hooked up Thomas and Thomas can't tell Aldo because he told Aldo he doesn't like men (big lie)

Benitez was interested in Thomas but learnt from Aldo that Thomas doesn't like men and Benitez trusts Aldo.

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I was collecting Conclave pins on Pinterest when it decided to offer me a multitude of Padre Tadeo's beautiful pics. Thank you, Lord (LOL).

no one had told me about René Casados playing Padre Tadeo??

can i headcanon him as Vincent Benítez's peer as he is also Mexican?

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the initial fear and trepidation i felt about participating in this fandom was real and almost all encompassing, but like Vincent said to the cardinals pre-last ballot, it is about what we do next. next i indulge myself in love while also learning about different faith (i wasn't raised Christian). Frédéric Martel's book on the Vatican helps.

pater, peccare est difficile... i would love to partake in fandom but i remain embarrassed about the sacrilege or whatever, idk what it is since i have always been very laissez faire about faith. im envious of the blase norms here bc i too wish i could get over myself to write the angst-ridden soulmate au fic of my dreams, and yet.

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the way my laptop WHEEZED with heat on a Tedesco vape scene on "Delectatio Morosa"

idk what the game/app is built off, i assume some sort of flash (i used them a lot but like when i was teen), but i imagine that Tedesco's smoke images are so heavy it literally made laptop went "HOOOTTT!" and it whirred like crazy

this smug smoky mf lmao but he's very palatable in DM

[spoiler if you wanted to experience the Tedesco's confession scene on your own]

but Lawrence did say that, och, the smoke is a lot, it almost feels like he's smoking Tedesco's exact vape in that confession box, and i feel like i'm there with them the way my laptop was HEATING UP, lol.

truly the Lord had delivered that vape scene in 4D to me with the heat i also experience - thankfully my laptop didn't emit any smoke! lol.

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why do people keep saying Vincent would wear boxer with little hearts i need to know did you guys agreed on this on a Papa Hearts Boxer conference

is this anything

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Reminder to self to collect those screenshots of the hands in this movie; Ralph’s mostly and at least one of Stanley’s. Are others as enchanted by hands as me or is this my straight women bullshit that makes me go, “Oh my god, men’s hands!”? 💀😂

Shots before the first appearance of Vincent Benítez and after the last appearance of him. (Conclave, 2024, dir. Edward Berger)

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There is no way you can read the book and/or watch the movie without thinking, “Good heavens, y’all need some soft loving—some really good gentle sex.”

… Or maybe that’s just me, who is generally perpetually horny, as the good Lord had made me. 😂

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned, but for the last few days I have been thinking inappropriately about Janusz. Of oh so many things some of which are not compatible with his vows.

I want to see him crying and desperate uttering “please, i’m sorry, i’m so sorry” only to kiss away his tears and comfort him, I feel he’s so starved of friendly touch and compassion. But also I want more than that. No matter the way, I want to see his neck blush from the overwhelming orgasm after I’m done with him. I want to see him smile for at least once more in his life. He’s so sweet, he deserves it. And a break from his mourning, too.

I want to explore his body, finding out where he’s most sensitive by experimenting with soft caressing touch, licks and kisses. I want to hold Janusz’ hand to reassure him, while I gently go down on him and he’s covering his face in embarrassment with his other hand and weeping, but I’m sucking him off, licking at the tip as if I’m fighting for my life. Janusz may come in my mouth, thighs trembling and his hand grabbing mine on instinct, with an extra sweet moan, I would take it all in one swallow. He apologizes again, for not lasting long, for the fact he came so suddenly, but I reassure him. I want him to feel nice and good for at least once in his life.

Or if he can’t get hard — it’s okay, he’s not young anymore, there’s no need to be ashamed. I’ll kiss the base of his delicate soft cock and give him a prostate massage, gently and carefully stretching him from the inside, starting with just one finger, whispering praises in his ear, saying his name in the most loving way ever, patting his head of soft grey hair. You’re doing so good, Your Eminence, taking me so well.

Or, we can make room for both.

Forgive me, forgive me, Father…

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Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. It has been three weeks since my last confession.

Father, sometimes I wish Vincent Benítez were real so hard it sort of hurt. I want Pope Innocent XIV to be a real leader in this universe.

But perhaps it’s the values that such a man would uphold that can actually live through me in this reality. I shall do my best.

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didn't we all feel this way though lmaooo we all saw/read him and fell in love and we fell hard hahaha

i'm sobbing over the way Lawmeli clocked Vincent again in the first ballot

“And then there was Benítez, of whom Lomeli had lost track since the previous night. One could at least be certain that he would not be voting for himself. The choir dress that had been found for him was too long. His rochet hung almost to the ground and he nearly tripped over it as he reached the altar. When he had finished voting and turned to go back to his seat, he gave Lomeli a wry glance. Lomeli nodded and smiled encouragement in return. The Filipino had an attractive quality, he thought, not easy to define: an inner grace. Now that he was becoming better known, he might go far.”

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[wakes up in cold sweats] Goffredo Doggo Tedesco

speaking directly to the conclave community: IF cardinal tedesco were a dog. WOULD he have one button ear and one straight, or two button ears. (It's the type of ear that's kida folded over. Think jack russel terrier)

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This dude literally has only 2k on his bank. 💀 idk how he live but i imagine he’s solely driven by his churchy will.

I've been having thoughts on this damn movie so I'm making this everyone problem.

So, we know that cardinals wear red and that it symbolises martyrdom, sacrifice and the spillage of blood that is required of cardinals in case they have to die for their beliefs.

The church requires unconditional dedication, during the imposition of the biretta when they are made cardinals the pope says "usque ad sanguinis effusionem" (to the shedding of blood), he's literally telling them that if it ever comes down to it they will and must die for the church, a grave reminder of the responsibility they are accepting.

Now bear with me, but who wears the most red in the entirety of this movie? Cardinal Goffredo Tedesco. Now, I know that the producers and Harris probably didn't have anything of the sort in mind, but I love to headcanon that Tedesco is one of the few that really are prepared for that sacrifice and he chose to demonstrate by wearing so much red.

He's still an horrible person and a fascist that makes it hard for anyone that stands against (and possibly with) him to like him but this doesn't go against the fact that he never does anything to put the church in a bad spot like Adeyemi and Trembley, his attacks are literally under the light of the sun for everyone to see and always directed towards people and what they stand for, not the church itself that in his mind is more like Christ's body being desecrated, a victim of sort.

I like to think that he wears all that red because he really thinks that he's sacrificing all that he is and that he could have had for the betterment of the church, because in my opinion he has no real friends even amongst the conservatives, just acquaintances and lackeys.

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How it felt when Sister Agnes threw Trembley under the metaphorical bus in front of all the other cardinals since Thomas will not and can not as a neutral party:

“Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone"

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Beautiful.

I fear I have been unable to stop thinking about Vincent and Janusz friendship 💔

Janusz being the only member of the Curia to have met Vincent before the conclave, the only one to have known about his elevation to cardinal. Janusz seeing pictures of Vincent from the pre-conclave mass and even in his state of mourning finding time to pray for the archbishop of Kabul.

The news of the attack against the Sistine chapel reaches Janusz, and although he worries for his brothers in Christ and prays for the innocent victims, he cannot help but to thank God that Vincent was there, he knows that no other cardinal would have been able to take control of such a situation.

The white smoke makes Janusz’s heart drop, he clasps his shaking hands tightly and prepares himself for Tremblay stepping out onto the balcony. He wonders if Tremblay will grant him the dignity of resigning, or if he will be cast out from the Vatican as if he were an unwanted pest.

The crowds around him are cheering and crying. A nun is praying silently, next to her a man is waving a rainbow flag. A child is screaming, and Janusz feels the urge to hide away, to disappear.

“Habemus papam”

Flashes of memories of his time spent serving the late holy father flash before his eyes. Dinners taken in the popes private chambers, watching movies together late at night, shared smiles and laughter. Hands brushing against each other. Late night conversations, two men speaking in whispers as they sit too close to one another.

The man who steps out onto the balcony is not Tremblay. The crowds cheer as Pope Innocent XIV is announced to the world.

Janusz’s knees feel weak as Vincent Benítez faces the world in a too large white cassock. The man chosen to be the vicar of Christ on earth is the same one who had cried into the arms of the late holy father, the man who had joined them for dinner in the papal apartment, who had smiled through red-rimmed eyes and taken Janusz’s hands in his own and asked for his prayer.

The late holy father has never revealed exactly what the two had discussed, only that Vincent Benítez had single-handedly made the pope trust and believe in his church more than he had done in years.

Janusz and Vincent had spent some time together that week, Janusz showing the archbishop of Kabul around the Vatican. Janusz now remembers the way Vincent had spoken about the place, as if he would never return. Now instead, it seems as if Vincent will never leave.

As Pope Innocent XIV stands over the crowds in the st Peters square, praying for the city and the world, Janusz feels at peace for the first time since he entered the late holy father’s bedroom three weeks ago and found the corpse of the man he had dedicated his life to. He smiles, and the “amen” he utters is sincere.

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Everyone draws him so adorably I’m going to get nosebleed.

Conclave, traditional art

you guys NEED to watch this movie! My favorite frr

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Sometimes I dream about him shrugging shyly as Thomas Lawrence mumbling, “I go to bed with all my friends.” 😭💀

for all my gripes with ralph fiennes he is a fucking good actor for being absurdly attractive in diametrically oppositional ways in every other role he's in

this is about thomas sad wet and peggable lawrence and m. power bottom service top gustav

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I’m sorry the image of the Curia echolocating the pope is so funny. 😭😭😭

You all talk about Vincent's Converse shoes but I think Vincent has heavy duty hiking boots he got on sale somewhere obscure 30 years ago and they have remained in good shape since and have saved his ankles and his life multiple times. He is unwilling to part from them for one moment.

They make him stomp quite loudly in the echoey spaces of the Vatican, so everyone knows when the pope is approaching

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Conclave really made me watch and rewatch all of these actors’ other works since they’re so good.

Recent posts have inspired me to put out a Lucian thirst trap.