suffering from ailments (studying caesar) and being plagued by diseases (caesar)
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How old are u?
idk they’re still waiting on the radiocarbon dating results from the lab
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tbh pompey is all 10. of top 10 most milkable senators. whosaid rthat
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yay my dissertation is finally done heheh ahhahah. anyways time to apply for a masters. oh look i got accepted. oh i have to write another dissertation teeheeehahahha i'm goign to fucking kill myself
#make no mistake i was fully aware that i would have to write another diss obviously#but i was not expecting to get accepted onto the programme so it did not feel Real#and now it's like god. what the fuck am i going to write it on#now i am no longer limited by the constraints of my archaeology programme so it doesn't even have to be centred on material culture#i keep being plagued by the first triumvirate in plutarch + lucan but. there is no depth there#just my evil brain going 'pompey :3 hehehehheheeee :3'#i have no actual Thoughts on anything. i used them all up on my previous diss. nothing left inside me#god. how do you do this. how do you do academia. i['m' evil.
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the subtle and delicate cuteness of the chickpea
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how to not sound like an insufferable prick in applications for academic positions.
#like on the one hand i accept that personal statements etc do just make you sound like a bit of a cunt#but there are levels to it. and i think when you are sickeningly passionate for something it’s especially hard not to sound nauseating#the desire to convey said passion results in me sounding completely insincere because it’s so over the top#i don’t want to downplay how insane i am. but i don’t want to be too honest because again it will sound over the top#i’m trying to take the other approach and forgo the melodrama for the sake of brevity and directness#like hey girl i want to do this because of these reasons. i have attached my gorgeous perfect grades. good morrow#it DOES feel painful to put in the ‘skills and strengths’ section that my feedback tends to praise my writing style#when i am writing much like a child who has just discovered the humble comma#hopefully they’ll see that i’m scottish and disabled and working class and gay and ugly and give me the diversity place#they have to have someone with blue hair and a nose ring for the prospectus photographs. it’s 2025 for christ’s sake. surely this is the way#please let me in. god. i have nothing else to live for. i wish i was joking.
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good rpf morning i hope everyone has a good rpf monday and a wonderful rpf week and a blessed rpf month and a heavenly rpf year
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self care is exacerbating the buildup to a civil war and then refusing to take any responsibilities in said civil war and then giving a eulogy for your side’s assassinated leader that’s more callout post than euology and then refusing to take responsibility for anything AGAIN and then ripping out your intestines and dying
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"obviously this is not fascist since it’s gay" is a take i didn’t think i would see today but unfortunately tumblr loves surprising me
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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke
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