cainsillywizard

[cainsillywizard]

thinking alot about that alleged bleach smell left in the armory of the train. I dont know why CAIN decides its cool to like, transport normal weapons on a logistics train like that, but whatever stole it and left that odor better stay out of the fuckin resting area i am NOT having nightmares about your stanky ass.

[cainsillywizard]

it was a SIREN and CAIN OFFICIAL confiscated my GUN!!!!!!

THEY TOOK MY GUN I TURNED IT INTO A CANNONBALL LAUNCHER AND THEY TOOK MY GUN!!!!!!!!! THIS IS UNJUST AND UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!

[cainsillywizard]

can I be Ishmael but if they were cool

I'm like if Captain Ahab was whimsical and silly

[cainsillywizard]

THEY TOOK MY GUN I TURNED IT INTO A CANNONBALL LAUNCHER AND THEY TOOK MY GUN!!!!!!!!! THIS IS UNJUST AND UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!

[cainsillywizard]

HELLO WEIRD VOICE IN MY MIND thank you for telling me to blow up my brain it helped alot in finding safe shelter from the fish <3

[cainsillywizard]

sometimes i wish i was like those exorcists that were from different timelines and futures so i could have an excuse for the awful shit i say and do.

[cainsillywizard]

....more ouppies for the castle?

Does anyone know if you’re. Like. Allowed to bind Drifters? No reason.

[cainsillywizard]

fucking police officers and always fuckin asking questions like YES MY ABILITY TO TEACH CHEMISTRY HELPS US, DID YOU FIND THE BODIES OR DID I??? YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

[cainsillywizard]

we have forms for that??? wh- where do we even keep them???

I just met this girl and she stole my burger and hit me when I asked for compensation, I can't tell if she's flirting or bullying me.

[cainsillywizard]

I just met this girl and she stole my burger and hit me when I asked for compensation, I can't tell if she's flirting or bullying me.