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i love how most mattfoggy fights basically boil down to foggy saying “hey i care about you and want you to be safe and happy” and matt going “foggy the city NEEDS me to kill myself”

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HI OKAY SO

For those unaware, hi, I'm Max or Calm, and I'm a writer ig

And here's an interesting thing about me- I had a hyperfixation with Marvel back in like 2018-2022, so the last movie I watched was Endgame, and the series I kiiiiiinda watched was Falcon and The Winter Soldier

After that? Nada- Wasn't even keeping up with MCU till I woke up today in 2025 like 'Huh maybe I should watch everything I missed' (yes, all of them) and with my hyperfixation awake yet again........

So here's the thing

Back in 2022 I started writing a fic about FATWS, and AU in which Steve never left for the past in Endgame and decided to just give the shield up to Sam cause woohoo retirement- anyways at the time I was like 'Oh what'd be a fun name for this' -(keep in mind this is me in 2022)- 'Oh ik, im so smart, I'm gonna name it New World Order :D'

.........

Me looking

Me looking at all the things I've missed, today: Oh wow so many- *sees Captain America: New World Order* .......

Me: ..... what?????

Guys

Guys what

Im not even kidding- look-

Guys please-

Update: Forgot I watched Spiderman Far from home and No way home, excuse my forgetful ass- My point still stands though

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Why is injustice crazy like

WW: Damian despises you

Batman: You can have him

Like bro this sentence-

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SPOILERS FOR II SEASON 4 (Kinda)

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Get yourself a man that looks at you the way Oj looks at Paper

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I miss Mephone :(

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Can I just say I adore Ma and Pa in Superman (2025)? I saw Martha and audibly went 'aww' when she was like 'yelling' at her phone- Like I love her, I genuinely do, and she looked sooooo sweet

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TELL ME WHY IT TOOK ME YEARS TO REALIZE THAT 'FNAF: SISTER LOCATION' LITERALLY STANDS FOR SISTER LOCATION???

AS IN MICHAEL'S SISTER'S LOCATION, WHERE HIS SISTER WAS, AS BABY... IM A MORON.

I found out in the dumbest way possible, I saw a post that was like

Mike (movie): Tell me where my sister is you fazfreak!!!

William Afton: Haha Mike, I'll never tell you your sister's location

.... can't believe it-

Idk the full lore of fnaf cause I haven't been paying attention the last... oof, 3 years? But ik minimum-

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Uhhhh... so... due to how many things I've read about the ao3 curse and due to the fact I honestly have experienced it? In a way? I am formally resigning myself from writing on ao3

I will be switching over to Wattpad folks, will let you know what the name is when I get to it 😌

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Hiiii guys..

So I wanted to post the first chapter today of 'Wouldn't you like (to go back home)' but honestly, this is more important.

So, this has been an issue for a while, but it has reached an all-time high these days.

So.. I made a go fund me. I'm trying to raise 300 euros for me and my family, the least I can do.

My parents and my brother are getting pays, but they all immediately have to spend it on the debt they owe and the bills. That leaves us with no money for food, essentials, etc.

The last 2 or 3? I think? Days we've been having bread for lunch. We couldn't even afford toilet paper we only managed to scrap something up today so we could.

We also have pets, 4 cats and one dog and though we make sure they're fed and we care for them its still a struggle.

Honestly, I'm the happiest when they're fed, but then we're hungry.

So if someone could.. send some money to us that'd be much appreciated. Doesn't have to be thousands, but the minimum is I think 2 or 3 euros..

Thank you so much in advance ❤️

The link to the go fund me:

It's written in Croatian cause.. well, that's where I'm from. It says the same thing I've written here, almost.

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Hiiii guys..

So I wanted to post the first chapter today of 'Wouldn't you like (to go back home)' but honestly, this is more important.

So, this has been an issue for a while, but it has reached an all-time high these days.

So.. I made a go fund me. I'm trying to raise 300 euros for me and my family, the least I can do.

My parents and my brother are getting pays, but they all immediately have to spend it on the debt they owe and the bills. That leaves us with no money for food, essentials, etc.

The last 2 or 3? I think? Days we've been having bread for lunch. We couldn't even afford toilet paper we only managed to scrap something up today so we could.

We also have pets, 4 cats and one dog and though we make sure they're fed and we care for them its still a struggle.

Honestly, I'm the happiest when they're fed, but then we're hungry.

So if someone could.. send some money to us that'd be much appreciated. Doesn't have to be thousands, but the minimum is I think 2 or 3 euros..

Thank you so much in advance ❤️

The link to the go fund me:

It's written in Croatian cause.. well, that's where I'm from. It says the same thing I've written here, almost.

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The love of my life has left me (ao3 is down) however will I recover

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Just checked ao3's Tumblr- WDYM this will take hours??? (/j, thank you for doing everything so we can read)

My love come back to me :(((

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Husband went to war (ao3 is down)

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Holy.. I can't believe this. May he rest in peace and my condolences to his family... ❤️🕊

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Ladies, lords and non-binary loyalty!

Welcome to the first ever sneak peak of "Wouldn't you like (to go back home)" - chapter 1

(Who can guess who's speaking 👀)

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Yall guess who was JUST AT A BABY LASAGNA CONCERT HEHEHE

And he liked my story on Instagram after I posted about him :3