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This is the plot of the comic East of West but it's also the book of Revelation and it's awesome

North America if every Secessionist movement was successful

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Alice Dyer my beloved queen

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If Sherlock Holmes was Isekai'd to a fantasy world he would just deduce the rules of this world and get back to solving crimes. He'll find an elf girl sidekick,name her Watson, and pretend like nothing happened.

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<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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Elf that cries every time a human hugs her because she knows that a single moment is such a cataclysmically higher percentage of their lifespan than it is of hers and she doesn’t understand why they would spend it with her

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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

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i've jerked off to concepts the human mind couldn't comprehend. this is because of my special Dog Neurons.

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Ow. Actually. That hurts. A lot.

OOF 

(original text from article by devon price)

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i have always possessed the insatiable need to see what happens inside the room

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girlbulge is such a choice look i really wish it was more normalized

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My favorite old lady from maybe anything ever

Gertrude Robinson my beloved

The head archivist's to do list

or arts and crafts with Gertrude Robinson

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