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if your only retort to a valid criticism is a half-baked metaphor/simile that just makes you sound horrifically stupid all the while using a tone like you're better than everyone then maybe don't-
#saw a post about the disability cooking lady and wanted to watch some of her vids again (bc theyre good!!)#and saw her video about washing meat#couldn't even make it through the whole video bc it was just so inescapably stupid#this isnt an indictment on the rest of her content btw shes wonderful and amazing in all other aspects (afaik at least)#but maam. youre a lawyer. dont act like you know better than culinary professionals.
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shout out to third grade me who gave the best, most fruity line delivery in a school play and then never bothered to be in anything again
#i could have absolutely been a theater kid if i wasnt composed of 90% anxiety#i guess i did mc the school talent show with a friend a few years later but it wasn't quite the same
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been consuming too much robot alchemic drive content recently bc this was my first thought

#anything vaguely tutorial-y is read in my brain by his voice its becoming a problem#robot alchemic drive
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been on this website too much bc when I have a crisis my brain visualizes it as someone blorboposting about me GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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Just one? King Cone...no, Drum Stick, wait...Strawberry Shortcake, no...Chocolate Eclair...
#just gonna get a choco taco but staring wistfully at the whole menu#posts that make you realize you havent seen an ice cream truck in more than a decade
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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have a kinda bad headache but i also really want to listen to music that would make said headache worse. feeling like a sim with conflicting moodlets rn
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shout out to ea for getting me into sims cc. if they didn't charge bullshit prices for minimal and broken content i wouldn't have realized that you could just download far better content for free!
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why does trying to ask my friend group to call me a new name feel so awkward. like ive been using this name in other irl situations for like a year now why cant i just go "oh hey can yall try calling me _" and not crumple like heated plastic-
#part of it is two other group members changed names recently so it feels like im just copying#but thats really fucking dumb and stupid!! i hate brain#also it really should happen soon bc we continually have an issue of calling each other the wrong name#bc most of the names we use all start with the same damn letter dfsakhjhjkjdh
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#yea that'd happen to me#scratched up my old headphones bc i forgot i had put a large shard of mirror in that backpack pocket </3
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painting you an unappealing shade of orange. sorry
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imo screens in cars were never a good idea design-wise. the reason sports cars from the 80s and early 90s look so spaceship-y is because of all the buttons and shit. like buttons and levers are cool! give us something to fiddle with!! i look at my phone plenty already i dont need a giant ipad glued to my car!!!
so basically im glad that buttons are coming back. hopefully they replace screens almost entirely
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going to a fancy italian restaurant bc im gonna hang out with my best friend... uhh... tyra misseu
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been on tumblr so long i can't always tell if my brain has had a Thought or im just remembering a shitpost
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having people around you that aren't as tumblr-brand-of-online as you is both refreshing and world shattering at the same time. you can have proper hear me out discussion without someone being insufferably one-up-y about it, but also i get weird looks for liking an undeniably hot guy that just happens to be wrinkly
#yes im talking about hancock fo4 again i have an issue#but also tell someone here that hes unsexy and youll get mobbed#its good to have a hoyoverse pinterest user around to remind you that in reality this is an echo chamber
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