candy-demon

[candy-demon]

'sup people who i haven't seen in five million years. good news: i'm finally getting around to remaking Amaimon. he's gonna have a new blog so once it's all done, i'll post a link in case you want to keep interacting with the brat. i'm still cleaning things up, so the link will be posted either later today or later this week, depending on how productive i am. 

[candy-demon]

"I do try, brother." 

"Well, at least you have your priorities in order…"

[candy-demon]

"D as in demon?" 

"Spit it out."

"I want the D."

[candy-demon]

"...so I'm not getting a purple monkey dish washer?" 

SPIT IT OUT!

Send ‘SPIT IT OUT!’ and I’ll randomly generate a number: 30

“Purple monkey dish washer.” This is exactly what he wants for his birthday. 

[candy-demon]

"Ah...I suppose not. He would probably kill me if I did. Or maybe he would just stop giving me money for food..." 

You would really abandon Samael so easily?

[candy-demon]

"I will smack you to hell"

"I will smack you to heaven"

"I will smack you so fucking hard if you don’t kiss me right now!"

"I will smack you the life out of you"

"I will smack you back to life!"

"I’ll smack the glasses off your face"

"I will smack you to another species"

"I will smack you to another race"

"I will smack you into a coma, don’t say I wouldn’t!"

"I am gonna smack you so fucking hard that you’ll need surgery to fix that face"

"I will smack you so hard that you will look even prettier then last time"

"Bitch, now, you know you need a smackin’!"

"lemme smack dat ass"

"lemme smack them chest, I know you enjoy that kink!"

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

Sentence Meme sentences

[candy-demon]

'SPIT IT OUT!'

Send 'SPIT IT OUT!' and I'll randomly generate a number: 20

"The internet is for porn." And video games. And shopping. And cats. Pretty much anything, really.

[candy-demon]

"Yes. Why do you ask?" 

SPIT IT OUT!

Send ‘SPIT IT OUT!’ and I’ll randomly generate a number: 30

“Purple monkey dish washer.” This is exactly what he wants for his birthday. 

[candy-demon]

[text] ...what kind of sweets

[text] and define 'nicely' 

✉

Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

[text] hey

[text] i’m bored

[text] and hungry

[text] mostly hungry

[text] and these last few star-bursts are unsatisfactory

[text] i demand a snack

[text] …i take that back

[text] i demand two snacks

[candy-demon]

SPIT IT OUT!

Send 'SPIT IT OUT!' and I'll randomly generate a number: 30

"Purple monkey dish washer." This is exactly what he wants for his birthday. 

[candy-demon]

✉

Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

[text] brotherrrr

[text] i have been meaning to ask you

[text] why do you wear a mask

[text] and how come you never let me try it on?

[text] ahh oh well

[text] can i join the illuminati gang you got going on?

[text] or do i need some kind of password to get in….?

[text] why do you never respond to my messages

[text] aniue always responds

[text] this is why i like him more

[candy-demon]

✉

Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

[text] hey

[text] i’m bored

[text] and hungry

[text] mostly hungry

[text] and these last few star-bursts are unsatisfactory

[text] i demand a snack

[text] …i take that back

[text] i demand two snacks

[candy-demon]

Send 'SPIT IT OUT!' and I'll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blurt it out to you!

It’s gonna be a mixed bag. Go with caution!

Numbers: 1 - 50

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What would your character say to mine as they were being escorted to Hell?

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Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

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