canned-eels
canned-eels
*aggresively uwus on police officer*
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canned-eels · 8 days ago
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it's always bewildering to me when the "transfem programmer ~stereotype~" is treated as some kind of like horrible inaccuracy when it makes perfect sense that a group of people who are frequently isolated from public society, deal with societally-imposed difficulty in acquiring and maintaining jobs and higher education, and spend a lot of time in online communities as a result, would be more likely to invest time and energy into skills that allow one to do remote freelance work that is always in demand and is far safer than engaging in sex work. just because it doesn't describe everyone in a group (god knows it doesn't describe me, though i do have to learn some python soon lol) doesn't mean that it isn't a real trend that exists for real reasons
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canned-eels · 17 days ago
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canned-eels · 19 days ago
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I’d enjoy some four person “tennis” in “Antarctica”, if you’ll pardon the doubles on tundra
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canned-eels · 24 days ago
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I know that HRT gives you secondary sex characteristics in one direction or another, but we HAVE to stop telling nonbinary people that they “can’t pick and choose.” Of course, you can’t tell your testosterone that you’d rather not grow chest hair, but there are things you can do!
You could go on T so your voice drops and start shaving so you don’t grow a beard. You could start HRT and then stop once you get the permanent changes you like. You can pursue sterilization instead of bottom surgery. You can get top surgery without being on T. You can go on E and work out a bunch to bulk out your muscles. You can pursue laser hair removal or electrolysis to remove unwanted hair, with or without HRT. You could even just start hormones to see if you like it and then stop if it isn’t to your taste.
Obviously, you can’t order secondary sex characteristics a la carte, but we have to stop being so awful to nonbinary people. We should discuss the options we have, not shut down the conversation with ���that’s what you get.”
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canned-eels · 24 days ago
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burning text gif maker
heart locket gif maker
minecraft advancement maker
minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags
windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)
FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)
image to 3d effect gif
vaporwave image generator
microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)
you're welcome
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canned-eels · 24 days ago
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a great article that I know some people on here definitely need to read 😌
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canned-eels · 24 days ago
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ambiguous mental illness ❌️
my curse #MyCurse ✅️
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canned-eels · 24 days ago
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I think the fattest wild pigeon in a given city should be venerated as a sort of civic deity.
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canned-eels · 25 days ago
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actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children
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canned-eels · 26 days ago
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one try onion pasta by plantyou
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canned-eels · 1 month ago
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a lot of twins will tell you they wish they'd never divided into two organisms and that they were 11 feet tall with ultra intelligence. but some things you can't take back.
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canned-eels · 1 month ago
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illegal immigration is swag and epic and i salute everyone who does it. personally i think if you can afford to move somewhere you should be allowed to live there no questions asked. actually even if you cant afford it, it's not like i can afford to live here either. who give a shit.
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canned-eels · 1 month ago
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i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general
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canned-eels · 1 month ago
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canned-eels · 1 month ago
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do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind
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canned-eels · 1 month ago
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Socialist production will also see an end to built-in obsolescence or launching variations of new consumer goods just for profit (the annual iPhone launch for instance). The fundamental philosophy of production will be the Seeger principle; ‘If it can’t be reduced, reused, repaired, rebuilt, refurbished, refinished, resold, recycled or composted then it should be restricted, redesigned or removed from production.’ There will also be a lot more sharing of useful items as communal ownership of things like tools becomes more commonplace. Why does every house with a lawn need its own lawnmower? Such items can be shared out and easily fixed in case they are broken; ‘people view whatever they happen to be using at the moment as social objects, as products made by everyone for everyone’. People will still have their own possessions that they need or cherish (like personal hygiene items, favourite books and so on), but there will be a much more advanced spirit of sharing with neighbours. This already happens even under ‘selfish individualistic’ capitalism; friends swap consumer goods or share Netflix passwords at will (something the companies don’t like). We advocate for a shift from ownership towards usership.
Simon Hannah, Reclaiming the Future: A Beginner's Guide to Planning the Economy
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canned-eels · 1 month ago
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let's clear this up: when i say my powers are "evil", i'm not talking about anything structural or political. it means that my magic bolts are predominantly black, crimson and purple.
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