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Hi! Excuse me? Mr. Plague, right? I’m Haylee! One of the Supernovas at Supernova Academy. We were wondering if you would like to teach a class there? Super Biology, or.. something!

~ @hayleeskyefn

This is…quite sudden. (How did you find my cabin?!)

…ahem.

I…could, I suppose. I have always thought I’ve been too short-tempered to be a Professor. Worth a try.

Super biology, hm? Pah. It’s quite simple…not at all super..

[cantankerousundertaker]

Control your…Superman…sprites. One has just blown a hole in my cabin.

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Happy Pride month, everyone.

[cantankerousundertaker]

It is my brother’s birthday today.

Happy birthday to him, I suppose. Here’s to another year of being an absolute pain in my rear end. Psh.

[cantankerousundertaker]

Rumor has it you have a- … daughter? Am I reading this note right?

Bones lowered his sunglasses, reading a small stickynote, then nodding as he pushed his glasses back up. Looking back at the Doctor.

Yep, says here you have a daughter. Mind elaborating for me, Mr. Uhhh… Plague, was it? Yeah.

[Plague’s eyes narrowed from behind his mask, shifting his weight from his weaker side to his stronger side. Leaning heavily on his sleek, wooden cane. He glared.]

Yes, I have a daughter.

[He began slowly, before lifting his cane accusingly; jabbing it at the other man.]

And why would..people like you…want to know such a thing, Mr…Scull; was it? Hm?

[He sneered, tilting his head to the side as if inspecting an interesting specimen.]

[cantankerousundertaker]

Would you be willing to make a potion to turn someone invisible?

Invisibility, hm? I’ve never dabbled in that area before.

Though, of course, where’s such harm in starting new studies? I’d be..willing.

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If anyone sees a stray husk wandering the island, please point it back to my laboratory. They are one of my experiments.

…

It seemed to have..escaped. I must’ve left the cellar hatch unlocked..

Do watch out, however. My serum makes reanimated subjects quite…volatile.

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The feeling is very mutual, Bruder.

Hallo, Brüder. How has it been?

Oh, du bist es. …

I’ve been..decent..one could say. How about you, hm?

[cantankerousundertaker]

Purple

do you like purple

Ah, purple? Hm..not my favourite.

I prefer blue, or green. A little on the nose, perhaps. But alas.

[cantankerousundertaker]

Okay uh.. Hiya! The name’s Bones.

Know any way to kill a man with golden hands?

Depends..

Would he be willing to donate his body to science? If so, I’d be..happy..to assist. Hehe. Hah. HAHAHAHEHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

…

Apologies.

[cantankerousundertaker]

Hallo, Brüder. How has it been?

Oh, du bist es. …

I’ve been..decent..one could say. How about you, hm?

[cantankerousundertaker]

THE DOCTOR SHALL SEE YOU NOW…🧪

LAST UPDATED: May 19, 2025. ABOUT:

RP account for PLAGUE (Fortnite). Blog is HEAVILY headcanon based and may occasionally stray-from canon. Selectively HE/HIM for both Mun and Muse.

Asks are always open.

I will try to match your message, as in; if you submitted an ask with only dialogue, I will respond with only dialogue. You submit an ask with actions and dialogue? I do the same.

Headcanons under the cut.

TAGS:

#RREANIMATEDRAMBLINGS. (In character posts.)

#WHOLETHIMOUTOFTHELAB??! (OOC posts. OOC will by typed with //.)

#FRIGHTSANDFLIGHTS (Posts involving SKY STALKER.)

(more tags soon once i figure out names..)

MAIN HEADCANONS:

•PLAGUE is a Variant of THE GOOD DOCTOR.

•He has no relation to STW Plague, although they share the same voice. (Even though my Plague is Swiss-German and STW Plague has a Slavic accent..💔It’s so difficult trying to find Voice Claims so run with it okay yall…)

•PLAGUE is completely BONKERS!! DO NOT TRUST HIM!!!!!

•He is fascinated with the concept of death, and is trying to resurrect Loopers without the use of a Reboot Card.

•PLAGUE is married to SKY STALKER.

•He walks with a gait, and is physically weak due to injuries from a fire.

•PLAGUE can also be quite rude, and unfriendly. Take caution when interacting with him. Especially if you’re a certain someone.

//that’s all for now…what’s up yall! 👅 this will occasionally be updated if i wanna add another tag or another headcanon..grins