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"they were to help people quit" yeah and the "water pipes" we bought in the 2000 were "for tobacco use only"

It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.

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There's mods for fallout 3 and new Vegas that let you have a yarmulke

Me at almost every single historical fiction story and period drama:

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People missed the Russianesque language, the Russian Orthodox onion domes on buildings, the fact that Boravia attacked without provocation, the fact that Boravia and Jarhampur both existed in the comics before Israel, the fact that the script was finished before the I/P war started, and more coding and decided that this was mean to represent Israel/Palestine and that obvious Israel would see that too and ban it. And that's without getting into the fact that in the comics and most other adaptations Jarhampur has an immortal absolute monarch who has ruled for over 3000 and is a villain.

Is it true that Superman is being banned in Israel?

i don’t 100% know, but from a very quick search, no. don’t take my word for it tho

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you know instead of white people guilting each other going “I don’t want to blog in an ethnostate” (a real thing I’ve really seen people say) or “omg we’re so white that’s dire” maybe they could actually unpack and address the problems that make Tumblr a difficult space for nonwhite bloggers.

also I don’t think any of us should be taking criticisms from Twitter users - any nonwhite person who’s on Twitter at this point is in bed with literal Nazis, and they don’t get to go “oh wow racist website” at someone while Grok is declaring itself Mecha-Hitler and they stay logged on - but that’s a completely different post.

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@originalleftist I don't know that we *invented* elections or due process but we have both in Israel while Gaza has neither so yeah they could easily make the argument that they are Zionist values.

HELP 😭

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They hate me for my redundancies. And also for my tendency to say the same thing but in slightly different ways. And for my repetition of phrases. And for my redundancies.

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"Why do you want to be a boy when you're such a pretty girl?" Why do you want to play another game when you already beat the last one? You fucking casual

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I mean he was there too and I guess they look kinda similar

i saw superman at mount sinai

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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everyone is trying to take your oxford comma away from you. don't give them that satisfaction, reward, or pleasure.

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if you don't know how to end a written work you should be able to just let the words fade out like an 80s song and not resolve anything for the reader

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please, mr. jepsen is my father, call me maybe

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Ollie Update

precocious and inquisitive

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"The average Jew is rich" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average Jew is poor. Facebook Makr, who lives in San Francisco and has $246000000000, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

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A come to Onan moment is when you...

Jewish culture is changing popular phrases to say “Moses” instead of “Jesus” because your rabbi once called something a “come to Moses” and you thought it was hilarious

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