captainjonnitkessler
captainjonnitkessler
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captainjonnitkessler · 57 minutes ago
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''Everyone at school is afraid of my girlfriend'' - Short Comic
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captainjonnitkessler · 1 hour ago
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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
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captainjonnitkessler · 6 hours ago
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My ancestors faced cultural genocide at the hands of white people saying that their own culture was the good one. Culture is vital to every aspect of my life, and to my village's life. The ways we have survived, the stories that we tell, the religion and the ceremonies that we practice, the clothes on our back and the food we make, are all *us.* We do not want to fall back into individualistic white hands.
Nobody in this discussion said anything about forcing people to assimilate. Nobody has said that people aren't allowed to practice whatever culture they want.
I specifically have a problem with people who venerate heritage over culture. Plenty of people on this website act like "connecting with your heritage" is an inherently moral thing with the implications that people who don't - or can't, because they don't know their heritage - are immoral, too "modern" or shallow, or are missing some sacred spiritual part of themselves.
I've argued with people on here that insist their children will not be allowed to leave their culture or religion because that would be "participating in their own cultural genocide". When you let your desire to preserve your heritage take precedence over your children's autonomy as humans, that's fucked up.
I'm sick of people directly parroting conservative or even outright neonazi rhetoric about how modern society is too secular and degenerate consumerist and individualistic and we must RETVRN to "traditional family values" and the blood and soil of our ancestors without even realizing it.
Ultimately my view is that culture is important but heritage is not. You don't need a blood connection to find meaning or value in a culture and you don't need to find meaning or value in a culture because of who your ancestors were.
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captainjonnitkessler · 8 hours ago
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can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.
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captainjonnitkessler · 8 hours ago
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Everyone says they want honesty and transparency from politicians right up until one of them is honest about the crack, huh 🙄
Hunter Biden being a failson with big opinions on the failure of reconstruction and the history of systemic racism in the US with no verbal filter who wants to storm the beaches to get deported immigrants back stateside where they belong is peak I'll admit it
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captainjonnitkessler · 8 hours ago
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I’ve never related more to a post in my life.
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captainjonnitkessler · 9 hours ago
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Hunter Biden being a failson with big opinions on the failure of reconstruction and the history of systemic racism in the US with no verbal filter who wants to storm the beaches to get deported immigrants back stateside where they belong is peak I'll admit it
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captainjonnitkessler · 9 hours ago
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Look I get that culture and heritage can be complicated topics for a lot of reasons, but ultimately I just don't think there's a way to phase We Must Preserve Our Noble Heritage Against The Forces Of Modern Degeneracy that doesn't make you sound like a Nazi.
Actually for that matter a lot of you are just repeating conservative propaganda word for word except you've replaced "modern degeneracy" with "capitalism"
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captainjonnitkessler · 11 hours ago
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you should not embrace your heritage actually.
see yourself as an individual who is equally part of all of humanity. ignore the accident of who turned out to be your ancestors as an irrelevant footnote in your causal history. interact with others as themselves and not as if you both are a tendril protruding from the inhuman horror that is your notion of 'heritage'.
also stop trying to rehabilitate blatantly reactionary slogans, you're clearly just hitting the reactionary beliefs you already hold but think are fine because they are anti-capitalist.
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captainjonnitkessler · 11 hours ago
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bringing this over from twitter bc this person literally gets it. watching su for the first time i was literally shocked by how wonderfully toxic the yuri was there. thank you women 🙏
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captainjonnitkessler · 11 hours ago
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distressing things to say to your friends
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captainjonnitkessler · 23 hours ago
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what species are they? sorry I stacked them
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captainjonnitkessler · 1 day ago
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captainjonnitkessler · 1 day ago
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I'm annoyed with whoever wanted to censor the genius that is Michael Swaim. God, I miss when Cracked had funny writers.
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captainjonnitkessler · 1 day ago
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bone serpents now control 90% of continental north america
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captainjonnitkessler · 1 day ago
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This website sometimes seems to think that leftism is when you can buy cheap things, and the cheaper they are, the more leftist it is. I really don't know how to explain the world to people like that.
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captainjonnitkessler · 2 days ago
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Had a first potential client call in to try to come up with a financial plan to leave the country because they were a DACA recipient and they realized that DACA would no longer protect them under Trump.
It’s fine! The horrors are compounding daily but it’s all fine!
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