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I will reveal some behind the scenes stuff......so my american literary agent was initially worried about Sir Cameron being unlikeable because he sucks. and then the british publisher, when they bought it, was like hahahahaha it's so great how he sucks, can you add an extra chapter where everyone's mean to him and hates him??? and I was like YES I CAN!

maybe growing up on british shows like Blackadder and Fawlty Towers skewed my soft developing mind. those people really do love dipshits.

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Sometimes I have to remind my dad that he’s a master furniture maker and most people do not possess encyclopedic knowledge of European and American furniture styles and the history of wood glue

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TIL the reason you don’t find much Lyme’s Disease in California is not because we don’t have Ticks, or Lyme Disease Vectors; but rather: because the Western Fence Lizard (if you live anywhere in California this is your regular Garden Variety Lizard) has adapted a passive immune response that makes their blood lethal to Lyme Disease Bacteria. Any Tick that feeds on one gets its gut cleansed of Lyme Disease as a side effect.

Fucking neat.

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isn't he handsome?

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Two for flinching

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magikarp…they’re trying their best…

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I love you Sebago, I would die for you Sebago

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🦡POKEMON MUSTELIDS🦦

*about zangoose, i know it’s supposed to resemble a mongoose, but this pokemon has such big wolverine vibes, so that’s why i decided to stick with this idea 

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Residents of Adelaide voted overwhelmingly to reject plans for a Tesla factory and the city of Marion has had to censor their submissions lmao.

Nearly every [Redacted] is almost definitely 'Cunt'

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graffiti artist

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4000cc breast implants :)

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Hydrange-us!!!!!

I planted some new hydrangeas and they are so thirsty and dramatic. I usually water them twice a day, but if I miss one watering, they will droop to the floor. 😂

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