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i think every city in the world should have its own unique and kinda impractical form of public transportation

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no wonder france and britain went to war so many times w/ each other they’re the two most insufferable nations on earth and they are right next to each other

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johnny trying and failing to summon david and alexis is genuinely so funny? 

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it's finally fall so I can really start dressing

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my inner demons tasting my self-doubt every morning 

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Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

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Wolf pup howling for the first time

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I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

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mom making fun of me bc she heard me talking to my cat. i was asking him if he had permission to be baby and asking for his permit and now i’m being bullied  

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walk carefully child, the leaves are listening