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🎥 Sebastian Stan being an absolute mood for Men's Health US.

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Chris Evans holding his beer.

#punintended

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Steve Rogers and Peggy Carter - Avengers Endgame 

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Mission report, december 16, 1991

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Steve and Thor playing worthy baseball ft. Mjolnir and the shield

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#america’s thighs

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miss johannson, tell us ur secrets.

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# team no parachute

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just saw a rumor that CEvans is at Disney rn and I will also be there Thursday so if I do not complete my fanfic destiny to meet him in line for space mountain and fall in love and get married at magic kingdom then imma be PISSED

jkjk if I ever actually saw him I would be too nervous to even look at him let alone speak to him lolz

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Just incase someone needed this thic 🍑 video!

bless your stressful monday 🥵

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The Assistant

Pairing: Ransom Drysdale x Reader

Warnings: Violence, Angst, Fluff, Smut - Oral Sex (Female Receiving), Vaginal Sex && SPOILERS

Word Count: 6853

Description: CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS, PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THE FILM. You’ve been working for the Thrombeys for four years now, the last three years of your service being a glorified babysitter to the most annoying, self-absorbed, dickhead Hugh Ransom Drysdale. 

You wanted to smack that dumb smirk off his stupid dumb face. 

Hugh Ransom Drysdale. The bane of your fucking existence. Standing there with that stupid fucking smirk on his face, he fucking loved this. Watching as you cleaned up his mess. A crying girl on his doorstep and you, his assistant (aka babysitter), trying to calm her down enough to get her to leave his house. This dumb contemporary floor to ceiling windowed, minimalist, empty souled house. The girl had been picked up at a bar last night. Charmed by his handsome face, the money he was careless to spend, the way he spoke to you like you were the most beautiful thing in the world. 

It was a fucking joke. A trick. You’ve seen it a million times and you’d be willing you bet that you’d see it a million more. 

The door blocked her view of him, your clear view of him from the side, sipping on a mug of coffee in his hands and fucking smirking. 

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100 y/o Assassin: curious. 30 something Sam: fucking jaded.

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Let It Grow

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader; Platonic!Avengers

Summary: Steve lets his hair grow out. Social media finds a way to make that a Very Not Good Thing for him.

Word Count: 3.1k

Warnings: Two sentences about sexytimes. Shirtless, hairy Steve. Questionable movie gif usage. Terrible title because I’ve had Frozen songs stuck in my head for the past two days.

A/N: How do I fall off the face of the Earth then come back to post this? Someone please tell me because I’m lost. This came to me many, many months ago thanks to a conversation I had with @barnesrogersvstheworld where we talked about how much of a baby Steve would be with peel-off face masks/waxing. Also, Attie loves hairy Steve, and so do I, so why not write this, right? This is very dumb and pretty much an excuse to get me out of writer’s block/real-life problems for a little while, and also the entry to Attie’s challenge which I joined a long time ago and am incredibly late for. I’m sorry I’ve been absent, but life has gotten really hectic lately. I hope to be back regularly very soon. Please tell me what you think, and enjoy! :) x

Prompt: “How bad can it be?”

Masterlist

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Steve’s out by the compound pool for all of three seconds before someone says something.

“Tame that jungle, big man!”

While he’s not entirely surprised about who said it — Tony hasn’t surprised Steve in a while — he can’t help but raise an eyebrow at the comment itself. He didn’t think he looked that bad.

After a few weeks out on a mission where the last thing he was thinking about was personal grooming, he’d come back home looking more than a little rugged. His hair’s gone down a bit past his ears, curling around the ends in a way almost foreign to him after keeping it cut so neatly for years; his beard, while not a stranger to his friends, is looking a little wild and unkempt, but not so much that he looks weird. It frames his face. Very nicely, as you would say.

His chest, however, is a completely different story.

Contrary to what many people would think, having muscles that look like pillows stuffed under his skin isn’t conducive to being shirtless all the time. If you’ve got it, flaunt it, the saying goes, but Steve is nothing if not modest, at least where the general public is concerned.

So it really should come as no surprise that Tony says something that makes the rest of the team look at him in all his bare-chested glory. Steve’s pretty sure the blush blooming on his cheeks spreads all the way down to the rest of his torso, the dark smattering of hair down to his belly button doing absolutely nothing to hide the flush.

Natasha comes to Steve’s aid before he can even think of a retort witty enough to counter Tony’s observation. “Leave the lumberjack alone, Stark.”

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