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Numbuh 1: I don’t know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business. But here we are, you fucking wizard.

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Numbuh 3: I’m going to get so much done today.

Numbuh 5: I’ll hold you to that.

*8 hours later*

Numbuh 5: So how much did you get done?

Numbuh 3: One thing.

Numbuh 5: Well, that’s one more than usual.

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Numbuh 5: What's the most illegal thing you can do with one dollar?

Numbuh 4: Exchange it for a hundred pennies, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.

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Numbuh 4: I'm not superstitious... But I am a little stitious.

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Numbuh 362, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?

Numbuh 1: Other side, Numbuh 362...

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Do you remember Facebook sending way too many emails circa 2009

Yes

No

I didn't use Facebook/form memories in 2009

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Kenji: Numbuh 2, I am nothing if not a man of principle.

Kenji: Now let’s break into this apartment.

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Numbuh 5: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Kenji: Wow. They sound stupid.

Numbuh 5: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Kenji: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Numbuh 5: I guess you’re right. Hey Kenji, I love you.

Kenji: See! Just say that!

Numbuh 5: Holy fucking shit.

Kenji: If that flies over their head then, sorry Numbuh 5, but they're too dumb for you.

Numbuh 5: Kenji.

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Numbuh 1: That's greatly offensive to my people.

Kenji: Traitorous cowards?

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Numbuh 362: I wasn’t that drunk.

Numbuh 86: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Numbuh 362: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

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Have you ever made a tiramisu?

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Numbuh 2: A person can really hear themselves think out here.

Numbuh 2’s mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?

Numbuh 2: Well, that was a mistake.

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Are you a Pisces?

Pisces, the twelfth and final sign of the zodiac, is a mutable water sign. It is associated with the dates February 19th to March 20th.

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Numbuh 86: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

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Numbuh 362: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.

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Numbuh 1: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Numbuh 5: What?

Numbuh 1: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Numbuh 362: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Numbuh 86 a little bit.

Numbuh 5, holding Numbuh 362's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Numbuh 362: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Numbuh 5: My mistake.