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As a fic writer, i need every reader to know that:

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begging you to watch the proshoot on youtube

Listening to Heathers the Musical again and it's funny to slowly understand the plot because I've listened to the whole musical 3+ times now but I just found out Heather Chandler fucking dies???

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oh yeah people..... this is what FAME looks like...

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cackles maniacally another draft i had for months and finally finished, we cheer

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a good sailor will always return to the sea

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I love early seasons Reid sm

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lilia x reader — divine intervention (smut one shot)

you, in an outing with friends, stumble upon a small shop told to be the holder of "fortune tellings". you, completely befouling the idea of magic, step in, mockingly asking for a reading. the woman who is practicing this "fake" tarot and divination, otherwise known as lilia calderu, doesn't take a liking to your attitude. things get heated and tense between the two of you, and you call her and her work a joke. lilia decides to show you just how much of a joke her craft can be.

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my thoughts are not holy..

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Agatha x Male Reader headcanons!

• She leaves you for a woman.

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the holy trinity

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i'll give it a go

i don't write character x character fics so i am kindly stepping forward to BEG those in the aaa fandom who do to please write agatha and jen having hate sex i'm literally on my knees please please please agatha being all smug while jen rides her strap pleasw god pleasweeeewe and jen trying to be bratty but it feels so good and it's so deep inside her she can't help but melt PLEASW PLEASW PLE

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Teach me, professor.

prof!agatha.h x fem!student!reader

summary — the infamous professor, agatha harkness, who is known for her cold demeanor, seems to have a soft spot for you, and decides to address the longing glances you cast her way.

warning(s) : smut, legal age gap ( agatha is 46, reader is 21 )

word count : 1.3k words

A/N : i took such a long ass break IM SO SORRY WHAFGAHAGAH, im still not good at writing so bare with me omg

You stirred awake as the sunlight shone on your face, groaning in annoyance, checking the time on your phone and once again getting blinded by the brightness, you sat up in a panic after realizing you were once again late to class. You were usually able to get up around 2 hours before any of the professors arrived, but lately, your dreams have been plagued by a certain history professor. You quickly cleared your mind of these thoughts, needing to get ready and NOT wanting another lecture from professor Jones, it seemed as if she was always targeting you about the littlest things.

After finally getting ready and rushing out of your dorm room, your burst through the door of the classroom, preparing yourself for yet another lecture, but was surprised to see professor Harkness, the exact professor you'd dream about during your not so innocent slumber. Professor Harkness turned around at the sound of the door slamming open, a smirk adorning her features after realizing you'd finally arrived. "Well if it isn't Miss Y/L/N, take a seat at the front, I'll be substituting professor Jones today, she seems to have gotten a cold," she pointed towards the seat right in front of her as she said those words that you didn't seem to process. Your mind was too focused on the fact that you'd have to endure about 3 hours of her just sitting there, and yes even though it didn't seem like that big of a deal, you could never seem to focus around the woman, her striking features and veiny hands were always distracting you, even in those spectacular horrid dreams of yours. Her clearing her throat broke you out of your stupor, rushing to the seat with flushed cheeks while looking at the ground. You didn't seem to notice the amused look on professor Harkness's face.

Professor Harkness had a big reputation around campus for having a very cold demeanor, you didn't understand why people would say that since she would always give you the softest gazes, and always congratulate you after getting an average score on her test ( they were always A's. But after getting so many of them, they seemed like an average grade to you. )

So there it was, the longest yet fastest 3 hours of your life. You spent most of the time sparing glances at professor Harkness, but whenever you would glance at her, she'd already be staring back at you, causing you to be even more flustered and move around in your seat. Her signature smirk sat on her face, staring at you with those piercing blue eyes, she opened here mouth to say something but it was then that the bell rang. Her face had clear irritation written across it. Just as you were about to leave, you felt a soft yet firm grip on your wrist, looking behind you, your eyes widened at seeing professor Harkness staring at you with a loving gaze, but it disappeared after realizing not all the students have left the classroom. After the last person shut the door, she dragged you by the wrist and sat you down on the chair opposite of the desk.

"So," her voice rang out into the empty classroom, "I couldn't help but notice your sweet staring, pet. Don't think you've been so sly now. So tell me, what goes through your mind, pet?" The nickname sent a wave of arousal through your body, it wasn't the first time she had used it on you, but it always felt like it was. You stuttered out a response so quickly it seemed pathetic. "I- uhm.... It's nothing professor, was just daydreaming is all." She looked at you with skeptical eyes, and kneeled down and inched closer to you, her face was now centimetres away from your own and your mind was screaming to just kiss her, and so you did.

You smashed your lips against hers, the gasp she let out was a sign that she didn't expect your sudden action, and before she could reciprocate the kiss you'd initiated, you pulled away in a panic. Eyes glossing over with tears, and before you knew it, your mouth was spewing out apologies, "P-professor! I'm so sorry. I-I didn't mea-" your words were swallowed by her lips as she kissed you with more passion than you've ever felt. You finally kissed her back after a few seconds of shock. You felt her smirk through the kiss and you whined as she pulled away, trying to chase after her rosy pink lips that looked delicious in your saliva ( idk why but that sounded kinda icky to me.. ). "You poor thing, don't worry pet, I'll take good care of you, just lay on the desk for me, yeah? Be my good girl." Your cheeks heated up at her words, nodding your head and getting on the desk.

Your eyes widened at the sight of her getting on her knees and gripping your thighs rather harshly, it was then you noticed the dark look in her eyes. You let out a loud gasp which was cut off by her hand covering your mouth. "Be quiet, pet. You don't want others hearing you, do you now?" You nodded your head, but the thought of someone walking in excited you a bit, but you'd never let her know, at least not now as she tore off your panties. Thank the heavens that you decided to wear a skirt today. Her nose bumped against the bundle of nerves and you moaned into a hand as she gave a hard suck to your clit. You bucked your hips against her face, and felt the vibrations of her chuckle against you. She ran two fingers across your folds, not surprised by how wet you were and plunged them inside. She let you get used to the feeling of her fingers before setting a steady rhythm. You were moaning loudly into her hand, the feeling of her mouth and fingers on you exciting you. She let go of your clit and stood up to give you a hard kiss, whining into her mouth at the lost suction, she put her thumb to good use and rubbed your clit.

"P-professor.... I'm gonna-gonna come...!-" "Come for me angel, be my good girl." Her permission was all you needed as your body tensed up, pure pleasure rippled through your body as your juices flowed onto her hands. Her pants were drenched in your juices and she couldn't help but laugh at the fact that you had squirted on her. "Oh honey, look at what you've done. Can't blame you though, you look absolutely divine." She kissed your face as she slowly pulled her fingers out of you, careful to not overstimulate you. She carefully dressed you back up, and pat you on the back, signaling it was time to leave. She accompanied you back to your dorm room and gave you a wink before leaving.

Shutting your dorm door, you slid down it and let out a sigh. Your cheeks were still red from the events. And as you were about to take off your clothes to take a shower and deal with the new pressure in your stomach, you felt something inside your skirt pocket. Taking it out, you noticed straight away it was your dearest professors handwriting, on it was a phone number and below was a message, "feel free to call me, bunny. and don't touch what's mine, i'll be sure to take care of it tomorrow in my office. agatha, X." Your heart fluttered at the thought, and you were giddy the entire night, your roommates were surprised at your happy attitude but were happy for you nonetheless. You closed your eyes that night with a thought in your mind, you imagined being in her arms, and before you knew it, you were sound asleep.

A/N : this is my first time writing smut so bare with me pls. i took a whole ass one month long break so my writing skills are still kinda crusty, but in the end i hope you all enjoyed this one ^^ feel free to leave a request!!

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the sweetest witch you know — reader x r.v

summary: your girlfriend surprises you a lot, but this one in particular meant so much.

word count: 470 words

content included: fluff/dating!

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You chuckled when you felt the leaves falling down onto your head. Looking up, you smile, as you see Rio up in the branches, sprinkling down the little greens. She smirks when you meet her eyes.

"I like the view from up here!" she says as she keeps her gaze on you.

You shake your head, "I would like the view much better if it were sitting level with me."

She winks, and disappears. The place her body was sat now was a mirage of green smoke. You weren't sure you'd ever get used to the whole 'dating a witch' thing.

You look back ahead of yourself, suddenly aware someone was there. It was Rio, and you decided to throw the nearest stick at her.

She caught it, but, you knew she would.

The green witch pouted her lips at you, extending her hand.

You roll your eyes and give her your hand, letting her pull you up from your place under the oak tree.

Rio pulls you close, not hesitating to catch your lips in a gentle kiss. You close your eyes and wrap your arms around her neck. Her hands cup your face.

"Rio," you mutter between two insatiable lips, "what's gotten into you?"

She laughs and pushes you back softly, biting your lip as the kiss is broken.

"I want to show you something, my love."

You raise an eyebrow and cross your arms. She was quite the mystery at times, but you loved her, so you decide to embrace it.

She winks again, and puts herself behind your body. Her hands cover your eyes, and she kisses your neck.

You feel the temperature shift, and the smell of the air changes. It smells like fall; like an orchard. You loved apple orchards, they were one of your favorite places to go. Just to pick apples and explore, it was so exciting to you.

You immediately gasp, opening your eyes, which were uncovered by her hands. Now, Rio's hands were wrapped around your waist.

Your smile is bright as you see the sun shining down on the fruitful apple trees. You feel tears forming on your waterline, and Rio pulls you closer to her.

She whispers to you with her finger grazing your upper thigh, "I made it all just for you, mi amor."

You can't help but smile as a tear falls down your cheek. This was where you were meant to be, and you could feel it.

Your hands reach back and bury themselves in her hair as she kisses your cheek, and you laugh at the absurdity of it all. "You're the sweetest witch I've ever met."

"But my love, you've only ever met one.."

"Exactly" you say, taking in the sight of her love, all too well was it to be hers.

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hello all! i have a new fanfic. its going to be a lilia x agatha fic, set before the witches road.

so basically lilia is married to a man who pays no attention to her. he doesn't know she's a witch; because she spent her entire life trying to forget she was one. agatha is not her ex girlfriend, but they used to be in the same town for months together when agatha was scamming after nicky died. they were neighbors, and lilia fell in love with her. agatha fell for her too, and their love was unspoken. they never kissed, only touched eachother a little more intimately then friends do (as in holding eachother and such). agatha kills witches in the town publicly, and lilia, who didn't know of her scams, leaves. they don't see eachother for two centuries. now, present day, lilia is with her husband. she's bored of him, she cannot use her power with him. he pays no mind to her. then, she gets a phone call, and it's from agatha. agatha tells her she needs her, her new coven needs her. ofc they argue and lilia doesn't want to, but then agatha pleads with her and all of the old feelings come rushing back. blah blah blah montage of moments between them on this mission to retrieve an ancient witching article of power, lilia is constantly turning agatha away, so much yearning and pining. then BAAM at the end, when all is finished and they're gotten the article, lilia goes to leave. agatha wants to make her stay, but she lets her go. three days later, she calls her again, but now, she's outside her house. its raining, lilia's husband is right there. agatha's crying, begging her. "you love him, but do you love him like you love me? would he change the tides for you? would he kill for you? lilia, i need you like the air i breathe." // there WILL be smut, but i wont tell you where.

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WELCOME TO AGATHA ALL ALONG WEEK!

All fanart makers & fanfic writers and edits are welcome.

1. What is agatha all along week?

Agatha all along week is being organised by us over at the discord server Evil Hags. People will be provided with a set of prompts for 7 days where they can either make fanart or fanfics (or anything else as long as it follows the prompt for the day.)

2. When is agatha all along week?

December 11th to December 18th

3. Who can you write about?

Anyone! Any of the agatha all along characters. Any ships you prefer, you can make them character/reader or character/character too.

4. Why are we doing this?

So, I was brainstorming over how to get over the depression season finale put us in & realised what better way to do it than gather the community. All of us on discord brainstormed and came up with AUs that we would all want to see.

PROMPT LIST

DAY 1

High School Au OR Single Mom/Teacher Au

DAY 2

non-magic OR band au

DAY 3

unrequited OR politics au

DAY 4

hurt/comfort OR pirates au

DAY 5

vampires OR hanahki au

DAY 6

arranged marriage OR soulmates au

DAY 7

forbidden OR royalty au

EXTRA INFO

• It's not compulsory to do both prompts for the day, you can choose between one or make a mix of both.

• It's not necessary that you post things for all days however it would be fun if you did.

• You can start preparing fanfics & fanart now onwards and on those days you will be posting them accordingly.

• You can post fics on both tumblr & ao3. Please use the tag #aaa week while posting. If you are posting on ao3, make a post on tumblr giving a link to the fic so that we can reblog it.

• If you have any further queries dm @hermslore or join the evil hags discord server to join discussion.

Feel free to reblog as much as you can and spread the word to all your favourite aaa content creators. x

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unfortunately, I will write this fic and I am writing this fic are two very different things

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Death is so relatable because if i was a celestial being who could take any form, I would also choose to be lesbian aubrey plaza.