carl-the-pet

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i love 90s television all these high quality fabrics got me so turned on i almost passed out

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Actually cannot stop watching this

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Me:

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DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

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Death Stranding 2 Reveal Trailer 4K | The Game Awards 2023

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I feel like Gnome cum would be really thick and taste like mushrooms.

I'm not interested in this

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nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix

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HOW the hell have you been loca

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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

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RB to get smooched sloppy style by your local bisexual divorced werewolf dad

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GALE

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can't believe I nearly forgot to share this

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Bumper sticker that says "I ATE THE BEST PUSSY OF MY LIFE AT THE OKLAHOMA RATTLESNAKE FESTIVAL"

hm. yeah I'll post that

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unmarked .mov file that my qpp sent me over discord. enjoy