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One must imagine Sisyphus happy

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doggust 5: balloon dog dinner

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pam bondi should be the name of a kangaroo who works for the zootopia police department. it has no business being the name of the u.s. attorney general

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Personality hire

Working Cats

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Flower names: Exotic Love, Princess of India, Eleanor Roosevelt

Tomato names: Saucy Boy, Humungo, Rex

Pepper names: Satan’s Sinister Hand, Spanish Bull, Pizarro’s Conquest of the Incan Empire

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how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

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yesterday was the 10th anniversary of the We Bare Bears premiere...! eternally grateful that i got to be a part of this show...many of my best friends and memories made there. time flies 🐻🐼🐻‍❄️❤️

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i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

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In the Philadelphia Art Museum

let's climb on mama

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True

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I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

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The Squabble

Two little dragons vie for a place to perch. Nothing else to see here.

I love how this piece turned out!

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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

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A new viewpoint on antlers reveals the evolutionary history of deer (Cervidae, Mammalia)

fullview recommended!

something i've wanted to do for a while now. i've scoured the internet for something like this and can't find anything that compares all the different types of antlers together. except one recent study on their evolution, which is also very interesting on its own! i simplified it to provide a visual reference, while still trying to be scientifically accurate. some things differ between this and trophy scoring terminology like where the beam is and whatnot, so if something looks weird that's why.

small additional note, this study and others provide a lot of evidence that eld's deer should be in their own genus as it doesn't appear similar enough to barasingha and schomburgk's deer. however this doesn't seem to be adapted anywhere yet, so they're still in Rucervus for this guide.

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