carrey-the-cat-the-real
carrey-the-cat-the-real
as real as carrey gets
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ever wanted to know what carrey's thinking or looking at? no? well here you go anyway
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carrey-the-cat-the-real 14 days ago
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just remembered this app existed
im a uni student now
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carrey-the-cat-the-real 3 months ago
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guys i鈥檝e sinned but honestly its my canon event as a furry
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carrey-the-cat-the-real 5 months ago
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it's gonna work. it will be the greatest plan.
i'm gonna trans so hard out of spite from this administration
gonna go through every loophole for hrt
the ultimate plan.
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carrey-the-cat-the-real 6 months ago
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it my birthday hiii :3
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carrey-the-cat-the-real 6 months ago
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while twitter is currently down lemme tell y'all it's my birthday tomorrow :3
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carrey-the-cat-the-real 6 months ago
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twitter is down, time to tumbl
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carrey-the-cat-the-real 6 months ago
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good luck soldier
yeahhhhhh about to start a fic that鈥檚 three chapters and 148k words. if it decides to reload in the middle of a chapter im cooked
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carrey-the-cat-the-real 7 months ago
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so the world just gets worse and worse the longer it rotates around
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carrey-the-cat-the-real 7 months ago
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i'm gonna trans so hard out of spite from this administration
gonna go through every loophole for hrt
the ultimate plan.
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carrey-the-cat-the-real 8 months ago
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my god dont remind me of that one girl
It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"
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carrey-the-cat-the-real 9 months ago
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i watched this tweet unfold
im gonna turn my DNA into fruit by the foot
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carrey-the-cat-the-real 9 months ago
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HOW COULD I FORGET TO SHOW TUMBLR
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This is a recreation of a drawing I made in 2022, shown here:
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It was my first time drawing a scene, and it shows, and then one of my bestest friends to ever friend showed me some of her brushes and I absolutely loved them. So I went ahead and remade this scene.
Happy autumn! Hope it was filled with candy and desserts! More to come!
Progress, people! It happens! Slowly, but surely!
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carrey-the-cat-the-real 10 months ago
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carrey-the-cat-the-real 10 months ago
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me and my best friend @motivationtree decided to exclusively boop each other competitively
i set a goal of 1,000 and they're not even close >:3
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carrey-the-cat-the-real 10 months ago
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me and my best friend @motivationtree decided to exclusively boop each other competitively
i set a goal of 1,000 and they're not even close >:3
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carrey-the-cat-the-real 11 months ago
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YOU'RE NOT FUNNY
diediedie
I'm at a :.|:; for words.
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carrey-the-cat-the-real 1 year ago
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realest thing said ever
Opinions on furrys? The good, nice ones
I don't hate furries even a little bit. They're a very strong race. You know who's a furry? Every fucking IT technician, every computer genius running the frameworks for Google, Youtube, Steam, Roblox, or whatever. You think someone dedicated enough to their hobby to build a fucking $4000 fursuit isn't an absolute wacko-genius at their REAL job?? Hyperfixations when used by the right people yield great power. Also almost every item I've sold on here was bought by a furry, does that say more about me than them??? Idk but they have the funds.
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