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this is just brilliant

insp the fact that op’s url is sexhaver-

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So I’ve officially finished my Bad Buddy rewatch and I just can’t get over how good the whole thing is. And how cleverly executed it is as a queer narrative. Because here’s the thing. You can write a story and make it about homophobia. And you can use that as your lens to talk about the difficulties that lgbtq+ people face.

But they didn’t. And it doesn’t matter.

Because Bad Buddy? It’s still a story about the queer experience. And it’s not even solely because the protagonists are queer (although they are, and that’s important), it’s also because the whole show is a queer allegory. But!!! It’s not about homophobia!! That’s not why Pat and Pran have to hide their relationship!!! Everyone’s like “date a boy that’s fine I don’t care” but then what happens? The family rivalry gets in the way. It’s not about homophobia, but it’s got the exact same trappings of “disappointing family” and “not living up to expectations”. It’s not about homophobia, but it deals with the same obstacles; “hide your relationship” “bury parts of yourself” “the weight of knowing you’ll never be exactly what others want of you”. Their parents never 100% approve of their relationship! In the end Pat and Pran keep up the pretense of sneaking around! But they find a way through to their own happiness regardless. And through that, it hits you in exactly the same way any other queer narrative would, without (say it with me) ever being about homophobia. It’s recognizable to anyone who knows anything about those struggles, but as a queer person it doesn’t hurt to watch.

It doesn’t ever say, “look, people in this imaginary world also hate you”. It says, “This is a story about a rivalry. You might see your own struggles in it”. It doesn’t aim to dredge up pain or trauma for the people who’ve been through those things, but it still touches on those themes in a very meaningful way! Somehow, without putting any homophobia in their story, they captured exactly what it feels like to be queer. And that? That’s fucking wild.

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Fanfic is the peak human experience out there . Everyday a different stranger tells me a bed time story about two fictional men we’re both obsessed with

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kinnporsche bl textposts part 1 <3

creds: yours truly

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ— VegasPete x Biblebuild.♥︎

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𓂅 kinnporsche : wallpaper ⠀𖥦

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I'm obsessed with Pete. He's babygirl. He's hypercompetent. He's insane. He's a freak and could kill a man with his little finger. His dimples can save humanity from climate disaster. He fucked a man because his hedgehog died. I don't know if he needs to be protected at all costs or the world needs to be protected from him at all costs.

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Vegas' flirting techniques 101: The Dracula

If you also want to use "The Dracula" flirting technique, simply follow these three easy steps:

Step 1: Appear out of thin air like the little devil incarnate that you are

A muffled scream and big deer-caught-in-the-headlights eyes - It is no secret that Vegas loves to give Pete a jump scare. There is something inherently sexual about the way he establishes a predator and prey relationship between them. And the really fun part about it is that Pete plays along beautifully!

Step 2: Stare at your victim in a scary yet sexy way

Just look at them long enough and they will blush and crumble under your burning gaze! Vegas has truly perfected this method. He stands almost completely still while he looks straight into Pete's soul. Or is he mentally undressing him? Who knows~

To maximize the effect, staring may also be combined with intensive looming.

Step 3: Go in for the final kill aka kiss and bite the victim's neck

Hear the blood rushing through their veins, feel their body tremble with anticipation - This one has to be Vegas' favorite pastime! He really likes to touch and kiss Pete's neck. In an alternative universe, Vegas would've made the perfect vampire. And again, there is no denying that Pete enjoys himself as well while Vegas nibbles and kisses away.

>>>More Vegas flirting techniques

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kinnporsche bl textposts part 2 <3

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I have this disease that makes me incapable of thinking about anything but VegasPete. I am doomed.

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*Pete leaving for a second*

Venice, *gets upset and starts crying*

Vegas, annoyed: Same, but I’m not crying, am I

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Would You Fuck A Clone Of Yourself? - KinnPorsche

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You know it's gonna be good when Monika is behind it

losing my mind like. sorry i know i never shut up about dark pete burning the whole mafia world down to save vegas and macau but. i've seriously been losing my mind over it like

give me vegas and macau being late home after vegas went to pick macau up at school on his bike and not answering their phones and pete immediately knowing something is wrong. give me pete calling chay to ask if he saw them actually leave together and then, at chay's affirmative answer, calling arm all business-like: "i need a favor, but you can't tell anyone about it. if you won't help me just say so right away, i don't have time to waste." give me pete asking arm to hack into the security cameras on the way from macau's school to their home and watching all the footages until he spots a van cutting vegas' bike off and then taking vegas and macau away.

give me pete figuring out it's not a ransom situation but a personal vengeance. give me pete manipulating, bribing, maiming, and torturing people, promising them not to kill them if they give him the information he needs and then killing them anyway because whoever was behind this can't know pete is coming and dead men tell no tales. give me kinn and porsche eventually finding out what’s happening and asking pete why he didn’t go to them for help. give me pete answering, cold and detached, ‘frankly, i haven’t ruled out the involvement of the main family in this, yet. nor of the new minor one.’ give me porsche’s indignant ‘ai’pete!’ before trying to stop pete from leaving. give me pete pointing his gun at porsche because yes, porsche is his friend and pete loves him dearly, but that’s pete’s family they’re talking about and no one – NO ONE – is gonna tell pete how he has to go about saving it, if someone was stupid enough to think they could mess with vegas and macau now that they don’t hold the title of heirs of the minor family anymore, well then pete has to show them just how fucking wrong they are and bring them as an example for everyone else.

give me pete finally finding out who’s behind it and where they are keeping vegas and macau and getting ready to bring down an entire building full of people armed only with a gun and a knife. give me pete being smart about it, using stealth and smoke bombs to conceal his attacks, preferring the knife over a gun he would have to reload over and over again, putting into practice his experience as a boxer and all of chan’s teachings: circle around the target rather than move in a straight line; forgo the heart and target the abdominal aorta that sits unguarded at the top of the abdomen at the meeting of the ribs; if the opponent is guarding their vital targets well, strike at less vital areas to make the defender move and then go for the carotid in the neck, the brachial artery in the arm or the radial artery in the forearm, the femoral artery in the leg, the abdomen. give me pete finding macau locked alone in a room and macau not caring about the blood covering pete from head to toes and just hugging him tight because pete really came for them. give me pete handing the gun to macau because there’s no way he’s leaving macau behind and the two of them fighting their way to wherever they’re keeping vegas. give me vegas tied to a chair, half-high with whatever drug they injected in his system to keep him from fighting back, a constellation of cuts and bruises all over his body. give me vegas never seeing something so beautiful as pete, covered in blood and knife in hand, killing the dudes assigned to keep guard to vegas' room and then dropping on his knees in front of vegas to gently cup his face and put their foreheads together.

and the fucker who did this? give me pete dragging him in front of vegas and macau and not killing him right away, but slowly cutting him up and tearing him apart for every wound he can see on the two brothers: a tooth for macau’s split lip, an eye for the bruise blooming on vegas’ cheekbone, all of his fingers for vegas’ broken arm. and then, finally, give me pete bringing vegas and macau home and the three of them piling together in the same bed, holding each other all night, their little family of three that no one is allowed to touch.

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Whatever he has going on, I want it too!

Tong Thanayut // KinnPorsche World Tour 2022

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KinnPorsche is for the gays, the theatre kids, the otakus, the kpop stans, the strippers, concert junkies, semi-serious musicians and karaoke enthusiasts, cosplayers, action lovers, aspiring artists of any kind, the sexually deviant, the mentally ill, the party animals, the untalented yet confident, the talented yet unconfident, people with huge hearts, the quiet people with extremely active inner worlds, poets and writers, the biggest dorks of the universe, there's room for everybody man I love this show and what it's created

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