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sam and frodo literally make me so so sick to my stomach because they love each other soooo much, it doesnt matter how you interpret that love - brotherly, romantic, friendship, etc - they love and care for each other so much aghhhh it makes me crazy

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is twilight straight iwtv or is iwtv gay twilight

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why are all celebrities freaks

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why do so many grown people call kaz their book boyfriend. he is very severely traumatized and does not act like a seventeen year old however he is still seventeen. very very strange

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The Archivist

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Headcanon that when the Archivist looks into a mirror he sees infinite Archivists, like when two mirrors face each other

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every time someone famous is outed as being a shitty person theres people going “this is why you shouldn’t idolize celebrities,” “why are you sad that a bad person is being exposed as a bad person,” like PLEASE just let people be upset that someone they liked sucks

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every year when summer starts my seasonal tma interest comes back and i redownload tumblr its like a disease and i can’t help it

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middle aged men are the gay people equivalent of crack cocaine

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This⬆️I knew it!

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Fallen Angel

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Ok, ok, ok, can we stop, like really REALLY stop for a moment here and stop with all of the "Aziraphale is going to realize Heaven sucks and come crying back to Crowley."

Because, my dears, baby girl does NOT deserve that. I don't want to see Azi lose a 6000+ year battle with his conscience, I don't want to see the pain that he failed. I want him to fucking DOMINATE Heaven, to find his answers on his own, to make the changes, slowly, painfully, all alone, to fight tooth and nail for what he believes in and once he gets it, once the change has been been made, once God's finally starts TALKING TO SOMEONE, have it be Azi and for her to say "You did good. Now what is it that you want?" And that answer should be?

Crowley.

I don't want Aziraphale to run back to Crowley because he has nowhere else to go, that's not proof of love. I want him to push back until it almost destroys him (because that is exactly what Crowley is afraid of) but actually make a difference in the end, and then choose Crowley.

I want them BOTH to be right.

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THE SHITPOSTING HAS BEGUN

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the only time crowley & aziraphale tried to venture to america was in 1912 but they never made it 

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thinking about how gentle and understanding Aziraphale is when Muriel is too anxious to drink their tea, as opposed to the false warmth of the Metatron pressuring Aziraphale into drinking that coffee... that soft guilt is a sort of coercion (see, look at this nice thing I've done for you! now you'd better enjoy it in the ways I demand.)

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*puts a little cottage in the UK countryside under a box in one of those traps thats held up with a stick and some string* oh hell yeah im gonna catch so many gay people