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hey you! yeah you! selfshipper with the borderline personality disorder!

Your f/os love you so much, and are patient and loving and willing to navigate your borderline with you. they won't give up on you, abandon you, get mad at you, hurt you, or do anything to damage the relationship because they understand how complex borderline feelings can be. they're willing to listen to you and communicate how they feel and work through everything that may bring hardship to your relationship 💖

signed, me, I have bpd, I think about these things a lot

people without bpd don't clown on this post or I'll manifest in your home and eat your entire inventory of socks, adults who selfship with underage characters also please don't interact thank you

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my boyfriend suggested this. original image under the cut

(please don't tag as ship. idgaf if you ship it but i don't. and this is my post. so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

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feeding my husband less so he'll beg more cutely at dinner time / be cuddlier during cold weather

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You deserve to love and appreciate your f/os without guilt, shame, or anything of the sort. In a world where things can feel so difficult, allowing yourself the joy of being excited about them can bring so much freedom and even positivity. Infodump about their backstory, happily stim while you watch their compilations, draw that pose with you and them hanging out, save a bunch of pictures to smile at later on. Give yourself permission to be happy about your f/os.

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Not to sound psychotic but that fictional character does love you. I'm so deadass

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art is lowkey amazingly fire...

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guy who has tons of rizz when it's on his terms but if anyone tries to flirt with him he freezes and hits them with the prey animal stare

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If he's so evil and heartless, why is he cuddling with me oh so gently and kissing me?

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sampy :3 i'm not rlly into honkai but i like him and kafka a lot. this drawing is an inside joke

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Shoutout to self shippers that don’t like sharing their f/o(s), there’s nothing wrong with feeling jealous, sad, possessive, some characters are very special to you personally, or you just feel so deeply and dearly for them, and that’s okay. I get it. Doesn’t matter if the character is extremely popular or completely unknown, you’re valid. Same goes for not wanting to see canon x canon ships with your f/o!

And if you’re only comfortable sharing with certain people that’s cool to!

Self shipping can be an incredibly personal experience, and there’s no right or wrong way to go about it, you’re not inconsiderate or greedy or annoying or anything for being uncomfortable sharing .

Your f/o(s) love you so much, always remember it’s okay to curate your experience selfshipping online, it’s perfectly okay to block tags and or blogs if you need to. Don’t make yourself suffer by continually exposing yourself to discomfort 👍

This post does not apply to you if you actively hate on / send hate / are shitty to other people that do share your f/o(s). Learn to be a decent person

Pr.oship fuck off thanks

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yeah

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rise and shine

summary: what do they do when you refuse to wake up.

chars: alhaitham, cyno, tighnari, xiao, wanderer, kazuha, zhongli, albedo, ayato, kaeya, diluc, kaveh, heizou, itto, childe.

warnings: sfw, reader is called ‘sleeping beauty’ once, not proofread.

yanks the covers off you - alhaitham, cyno, tighnari, xiao, wanderer

let’s you off the hook a few times, giving you a generous amount of time to get up and get ready, but when they see you‘re still very much fast asleep after a good forty minutes, it seems the only way to wake you up is to resort to more.. straightforward methods.

for example, pulling the covers off you with a supposedly good-natured ‘rise and shine, sleeping beauty.’

—

‘please..just five more minutes…’

‘i’ve given you five more minutes eight times.’

‘so?’

‘i’ve made/got your favourite breakfast.’

how could you resist that?

i mean you could, but they’d probably drag you off the bed then

tries to woo you out - kazuha, zhongli, albedo

you don’t miss several indiscreet promises and the more-than-usual showers of affection offered by them. they’re method is be as gentle with you until you break. how sneaky.

don’t underestimate their patience, they’ll be kneeling on your bedside for however long. it. takes. oh, the sun’s setting? it’s almost as beautiful as you. it’s a full moon tonight? it probably looks better outside, don’t you think?

you’ll have to eventually fall into their little scheme, though.

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‘i heard that there’s a new cafe opening today.’

‘really!?’

‘yeah, but it’s just too bad they don’t do deliveries.’

lifts and carries you bridal style - ayato, kaeya, diluc,

maybe because they know arguing won’t be enough against your stubborn head, they do something completely impulsive and unexpected. such lifting you up and carrying you bridal style.

a big, big tease about the whole ideal. will never live it down. probably turns into a regular morning greeting. if they wake up first, just expect to be somehow launched into their arms.

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‘good morning to you, too’

‘do you think my legs don’t work?’

‘what legs? you seem prrreeettyy short to me.’

that earned them a slap.

goes back to sleep with you - kaveh, heizou, itto, childe

they love their sleep. and sleeping with you? that’s like a whole luxurious package deal. sure, they have some urgent matters to deal with, the akademiya, the tenryou commission, beetle fighting, fatui meetings…yeah, but really, is it as important as a good nights rest? no, of course not. you know what they say, a good night’s rest means a promised good day ahead. (they made half of that up). in all honesty, you’re the one ends up having to wake them up.

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‘we should get out of bed, it’s nearly 11.’

‘but i’m so sleepy. i’m so tired. you need to be nicer to your poor lover.’

‘this is why i said you need to go to bed earlier.’

‘no, just ten more minutes, i promise.’

© ayaboba. do not copy, modify or translate in any way.

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Was playing gartic phone with friends and I drew this

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Hello! I'm a fan of the way you write and I love your blog!

I noticed that requests were open so here I go-

Can you write headcanons on how Scaramouche, Diluc and Cyno would react to their s/o getting flustered and randomly hiding their face onto the characters body (neck, back, etc.)

Sorry if that is a weird request and thank you ♡

HIDING YOUR FLUSTERED SELF ON THEM

✧ featuring — scaramouche, cyno, and dilic x gn!reader

thank you for the request and for your patience on how long it took for me to write it </3 this was really cute to write and I apologize in advance if cyno is ooc, this was my first time writing for him 

one of scaramouche’s delights when it came to you was kissing you out of the blue just to make your mind go blank and proceed to then tease you over how easy it is to catch you off guard. it was so fun because not only does he get to feel your lips against his (which he loves way more than he’ll ever admit), but he also gets to see your dazed out expression once he pulls away, seeing that you’re in a mix of wanting more but also trying to remember what you were even doing before he had randomly kissed you.

naturally, you got a little bit fed up with the smugness in his face whenever he saw your flustered expression. you love him with all your heart, but if you saw that smirk one more time then you might just have to dropkick him.

so now, before you could see the amused glint in his eyes when he pulled back, you instead resorted to burying your face into the crook of his neck, which certainly left him the confused and flustered one for a split second. 

of course you couldn't see—but his cheeks blossomed with the prettiest shade of pink, he was taken aback. his hearstrings felt as if they had been tugged ever so gently. how was it even possible for you to be so cute? for you to make him adore you even more than what he thought was feasible?

“what are you-” it takes him a while to realize why you had done that. congrats, because your plan failed and the gesture made the boldness in his chest come back.

“my, my. are you going to do this every time I succeed in teasing you?” scaramouche asks, his voice oozing with gratification. “because if that's the case, I guess my neck will be your new home from now on.”

(he says that now but there will definitely be a time where he gives in and leans his head against yours, tilting his hat down when he feels his cheeks heat up, and he stays in that position with you in comfortable and loving silence)

cyno, who tried to soothe your stressed out self in the manner he believed to be the best when it came to balancing out the atmosphere in the room. yes, attempting to make you laugh. he sat beside you and looked at you seriously, which almost made you ask if something was the matter but he spoke first.

“your legs must be very tired,"

“wh-”

“because you’ve been running through my head all day.”

being his lover, of course you were accustomed to his habit of trying to lighten up the mood that stemmed from him wanting to be less intimidating. but they usually didn’t come in the form of a pick up line, and it left you momentarily forgetting about what was stressing you out in the first place.

you felt your face heating up as you started laughing before you hid your face against the side of his shoulder. 

“you’re laughing.” cyno noted, a VERY small (but pleased) smile formed on his face. “I guess my humor isn’t as bad as some people make it seem.”

but cyno could feel the heat that was rising on your face as you continued thinking about his gesture. eventually, your shaking body from your laughter came to an end and his interest was piqued. “did I make you laugh so hard you passed out?”

his question came out so matter of factly that it just made you laugh again. “not yet, silly.” your response was short, but he could tell from the way your voice wavered that you were off in la la land. he pieced it together and figured that the contents of his joke must have had an effect on you.

warmth spread through his chest at that new found knowledge. “hm, I’ll have to make more of these jokes in the future." he was surprisingly pleased by your reaction, and waited patiently for you to raise your head so he could catch your flustered state and relish the sight.

diluc was in bed with you, both of you turned towards each other as you guys talked about anything that came to mind. his hand reached over behind you to soothe your back, his touch along with the softened fiery eyes that stared into yours made fireworks go off in you. you paused midsentence.

he raised a brow, humming to indicate his confusion.

he caught a glimpse of your flustered expression, right before you wrapped your arms around him and buried your face snuggly into his chest. his cheeks flared crimson, and you could tell how he was feeling without even seeing his face because you could hear his now quickened heartbeat. 

“my love, are you alright?” his question came out a little awkwardly as he struggled with thinking of something else to say. he then placed one of his hands behind your head gently, honestly not minding the touch, and he wouldn’t be opposed to staying in that position with you for longer. 

your words came out muffled against his chest, and diluc found himself smiling at the sound and he regained his composure. he didn't make an attempt to pull you back or tease you, not wanting to embarass you in any way. his words were reassuring though, coming out like silk from his mouth.

"we can stay like this for as long as you need to.”

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long time no dascon...

(dascon goes by he/it)

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anybody have specific scenes or episodes from their f/o’s source that when they see them they’re just like GOD I LOVE YOU!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! and your heart gets fucking galaxy sized because your f/o is so good in every way

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synopsis | playing with their hair

tags | fluff, drabbles, established relationship, ayato calls you "my love"

reader | gender neutral

characters | ayato, heizou, kazuha

kamisato ayato

At first, you said you'd wait for a response. There's no way the Yashiro Commissioner wouldn't notice if someone sat beside him, made themself comfortable, leaned their head on his shoulder, took a part of his hair and started to play with it. In fact, who wouldn't notice? Yet, he kept on going with the paperwork; you could even hear the scratches of the pen on the paper, and it looked like he was still completely engrossed in the work.

You'd twirled around the hair you'd been playing with so many times that you wouldn't be surprised if it turned out a little bit wavy. You thought that by now, he'd have at least acknowledged that you were there; did he really not care?

If he wasn't going to respond to that, what if you kissed him? You started with the piece of hair you'd been playing with, hoping to lock eyes with him. Nothing? That-

"Hm?" Ayato turned to you. "Oh my, looks like it's a kiss that you want, my love. Is that so?"

Well, yes, but at this point, was that even enough? After he'd ignored you for however-long? No, you needed him to want you. You told him he was mistaken.

"Then, what is it? Surely, you want something," he put the pen down. Perfect. All you needed was to pique his interest. Once his curiosity was sparked, he'd have no choice but to follow it.

You told him he had to guess. As soon as his signature "Oh?" reached your ears, you knew he was interested. Guess after guess, and you told him no each time.

"I'll tell you, if you give me a kiss."

"Alright, you win, my love."

shikanoin heizou

"Boo!" Heizou appeared behind you, his grin telling too much of his whimsical nature. Laughs filled the air around you as he brought his hands off your shoulders and took his place beside you.

"What's that?" he asked, taking a look at what was in your hand. It was a flower. Its petals were a similar shade of green to his eyes; perhaps it'd look good on him.

He let you put it in his hair. You tucked it under his ear and took a good look at him. Perhaps, maybe you should move this bit of hair, oh, and that one too. He waited as you moved it around trying to figure out just what you had in store for his hair- although, you didn't really know either. However it would turn out, it would turn out.

"Mmm? Are you done?" Almost. Something was missing.

You took another good look at him. Ah, what if you let his hair down? It wasn't often, but perhaps it would complete the look... it wouldn't hurt to try, right? Heizou blinked in surprise as you pulled down his hair tie, and you combed his hair with your hands. Ah, pretty Heizou.

"Are you done now?" he pouted. Right, you had plans today. Yes, you were done.

His hand intertwined with yours, and you set off to do what you planned to earlier.

kaedehara kazuha

To see Kazuha still asleep was a rare sight. His eyes reflected the red of sunrise much more often than not, and by the time you woke up, you could smell breakfast already cooking. But not today, even when the sun was fully up, albeit just barely, and Kazuha's eyes remained closed.

You didn't dare get up- if you woke him up, the moment would end. You stayed under the blanket with him, your hand wandering to his cheek, and a bit of hair found itself within the hold of your fingers.

There were no thoughts, especially this early in the morning. The sound of birds populated the air from time to time, but the sound of both your and his breaths was constant. Twirl, twist, straighten out, grab, admire, kiss.

Perhaps the kiss was a mistake. A "Mmm?" escaped Kazuha's lips as you separated yours from his hair, your breath tickling his skin. Ah, he was awake now. You released the bit of hair from your hand and wished him good morning.

"Mornin'... it seems you've woken up early today." You agreed, you did wake up early today.

"Then, shall I start your day with a kiss?"