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I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream ‘DAHDADADA’ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you.
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this quote from hbomberguy’s plagiarism video really resonated with me:
“creative people have trouble recognising their skills as skills, because eventually they feel like second nature. […] this stuff really is valuable. if it wasn’t, people wouldn’t be stealing it. creativity doesn’t feel special or unique until you realise people have to plagiarise it”
your craft is and always will be valuable, please never let anyone make you doubt that
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yesterday I found a fly in the bathroom. a big one. I told the spiders in the bathroom either they catch this fly or they are fired.
as last night turned into a sleepless morning, I went to the bathroom. dizzy and trying not to faint, I quietly sang to myself. and I heard a buzz. I thought it might be another electrical issue. so I stopped singing to listen. the buzzing stopped. when I made noise again, I heard more buzzing. loud. almost desperate
I struggle to hear where sounds are coming from these days, but I think it came from the outlet. I have one of those lighted glue traps for bugs. and I realized my bathroom fly was missing.
I think the sound was the fly. it heard me and it started buzzing. I do not know if a fly is capable of screaming for help. despite having killed so many flies before, I cannot remember another one buzzing so loudly as it died. it might not have been the fly at all. but listening to the last sounds of a living thing after another night of my own agony, it hit different
I have to be careful with pests because I constantly get sick. I get really sick. to me it is a battle for survival, and the second I stop trying is when I start losing. even a flying bug keeping me up at night will hospitalize me if I go long enough without sleep
I wanted to check the trap to be sure but I could not bring myself to do it. if there was any chance this bug could cry for help, I thought it might be more crushing to see my face as it struggled. and at that moment and at that time with so much exhaustion and so little sleep, I felt something
everything in this world. everything that has been built or thst exists. societies, history, technology, this incredible planet filled with so many solved problems to the point I can communicate this to you from around the world. it is fleeting and yet it remains. it is always here and it will be taken from you. from all of us. this earth only exists as long as each of our lives allow. and at the same time it spins without a care
time has such a limited meaning when we only have so long to understand it
despite years and years of struggling through horrible incurable ailments, there is no way to say if I have ever fought harder in my life than the fly trying to escape my glue trap.
this morning I went to the bathroom again, and I heard the buzzing again. quieter this time
and by this afternoon the buzzing was completely gone
I have not seen the fly again. I cannot bring myself to check the glue trap yet
you invaded my home for the same reason I had to kill you. to survive
we only got to spend a short time together. but I hope you enjoyed seeing me naked. you are welcome
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im legit embarrassed but i really do wonder if i've spent 5figures on furry commissions this year bc i have a lot and i really did not buy or save this year at all outside of those
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shit said by people who know about the time loop and now think you know what the end of the prophecy said and have chosen to return to this time for reasons he can only guess at
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projecting on characters is awesome [recognizes myself through the other] what the fuck is this shit
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The myth that knights could barely move in their armor has finally been dispelled by Thrillist
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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄
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hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever
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Yesterday my therapist used “triggered” in an actual medical context and for a second I honestly thought she was making fun of me before I remembered that it was still a word like. Actual doctors use and not just something shitty people say
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Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?
What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.
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“[kink] is bad because [thing the kink is based on] is bad” is such a funny take. we’re acting. you hate theater. you’re standing up in the audience and mansplaining to lady macbeth that killing people is wrong
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