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hey guys, i’m rewatching quinton’s ‘the collapse of sam & cat’ and when he’s talking ab jennette’s book and how the creator told her she’d have her own series called ‘just puckett’, he says smth along the lines of “i can’t believe they’d get away with naming a kids tv show that”, and maybe it’s cause english isn’t my first language, but i don’t get it, like. is there some inappropriate undertone to it?? plss help i can’t figure out what it means

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Imagine: Cat tries to comfort Jade after Beck made her dirty in his movie (making her "the dumb blonde"), but suddenly Jade kisses her bestie

i’m imagining 😳

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what the FUCK was i talking about here.

MY fan theory about woody/paul is that all of his appearances are the same person just like quinton’s theory but instead of the time machine thing he’s just almost omnipresent in a way, like the schneiderverse will just constantly conjure him into places where his presence is needed and he just. lives like this

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Tori's 👋TheSlap update:

Why does my gf bite me so much?

FEELING: Nervous😯

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You're late again, Vega!

Based on my headcanon:

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Smile, Jade!

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🚨WHAT IF: S1 Tori x S4 Jade

I could eat that girl for lunch

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street view meme with BIG 3 of Hollywood Arts ✌️

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(+Little LA sign ✨👀)

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he's so tired 😣😣

edit: i am oh so dumb and forgot to say i used this photo from icarly as a pose ref </3

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babe are you ok? you've not even watched your 6 hour video essay about a nickelodeon tween sitcom

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i just found out my friend didn’t even consider this possibility before i mentioned it as if it was an obvious fact, so: do u guys also just immediately figured that victoria justice was picked to be “nickelodeon’s hannah montana” despite not being the best performer because someone had a gross pedo crush on her since they worked w her on zoey 101? like i really hate to say this but i’ve always just thought they made that choice cause it was so comfortable to invest on an actress they had built a relationship with since she was a kid so she probably had a more “compliant” personality because of it

it’s disgusting to think of it but… was i the only one who thought of it??

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Had a shitty day so here’s Jade West, painted on procreate with my finger (I left my pen at home so that I wouldn’t be tempted to draw)

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i mean yea, but i like to think he just thought jade would get it. i’m headcanoning no matter what wkdjsk

i just realized that on the blonde squad beck casts jade as the dumb girl and maybe that was cause he knew casting cat would end up coming off as pretty mean

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liz gillies and ariana grande icons

leave requests

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BRO LMAAO in that nora episode in icarly carly asks “could u improve ur attitude” and sam says “probably. with some medication that my mother can’t afford” MOOOOD