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"I wish we had an official Silent Salt design!"

a finger curls on the monkeys paw

I RUSHED THIS OUT SO FAST BC I WAS AND STILL AM REELING AT THIS BEING THE FIRST REVEAL OMFG-

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Odysseus, singing and badly playing the ukulele: I’ve got a lovely bunch of random thoughts

Athena, sitting on the floor: Dee-dly de

Odysseus: There they are all standing in a row

Athena: Dee-dly da

Odysseus: Deep thoughts, weird thoughts, thoughts that fill me with dread

Athena: Hooo

Odysseus: Give’em a think they drive me to drink. How do they fit inside my head

Ares and Ctimene who walked in on this: How many hours did they sleep last night?

Narrator: Athena and Odysseus were in fact not sleep deprived for once and were instead high as shit

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Anyway, now every time ao3 is down I'm going to imagine tumbrl sitting by her hospital bed, holding her hand and begging her to wake up

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"And just"

"Like that"

"The Lord felt fear"

"For the First Time"

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currently snickering about the fact, that somewhere the social media interns for tumblr have to explain to the team that they have married another website called ao3

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"Orange sleeping in a questionable spot"

ur majority-rules wish is my command :)

take a guess where he's sleeping at...then look >:))

(when Orange wakes up)

Blue: Why are you sleeping up there??

Orange: I got too hot. It's pretty cold here, and actually quite comfy

Blue: Dude, you're sleeping on top of the FRIDGE

Orange: Should I sleep INSIDE the fridge?

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oh and here's the full poll results :D

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HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

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Was cleaning my phone and found this:

Chosen being asked what does he think of Minecraft:

Welp, didnt aged well lol

Oh and that too

beautiful

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successor

based on this may or may not be coincidence:

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i think that Damian should be the only person in the family who can make Jason laugh. Jason thinks Damian is the funniest motherfucker in the family and absolutely nobody understands this until they accidentally listen in on the two casually chatting during patrol through the coms and realise that Damian is literally a supremely sarcastic thirteen year old with no chill whatsoever who has insane opinions on EVERYTHING, and the only reason they haven’t noticed before is because since coming to Gotham Damian’s been trying to establish himself as a Serious and Mature heir and so has been shutting his fucking mouth. Jason on the other hand? who was there in the league when there was a standoff between Ra’s and Damian about how Damian was slacking during training that ended when Ra’s said ‘if you cannot prove yourself as worthy of dedication to our cause then maybe other routes should be considered’ and the next day they couldn’t find Damian until Ra’s got a video call from him outside the Wayne Manor and he just said ‘dedication truly is an art form, grandfather’ and then he hung up and turned off his phone and they couldn’t contact him for months until Jason finally stopped laughing about it and went to Gotham to go check up on him? that Jason? Jason’s been fully aware that Damian’s one amusing tragedy from becoming a stand up comedian as a day job for years.

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Programming things during finals Friend: *sends screenshot from Visual Studio Code of error that Visual Studio isn't downloaded* Bro wtf where do you think we are?? Me, trying to be helpful: I think the naming is weird and this is a separate thing. Friend: I choose to believe VS Code is having an identity crisis. Me: Me, playing Ballad of Jane Doe: "I'm not downloaded I don't even know who I am 😭😭"

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Red Hood Au

Red Hood before he reveals himself, decides to fuck with the bats one day when he comes upon Batman and Spoiler arguing and she yells “your not my dad, you can’t tell me what to do!”

Red Hood gleefully throws out “His my dad and he can’t even tell me what to do.”

Batman/Spoiler: What

Red Hood: did mom not warn you about me?

Spoiler: WHOSE YOUR MOM!? (She is delighted to have all the gossip first)

Red Hood: Talia

ex.Batman.has stopped working

Spoiler: who???

Red Hood: *points finger* I like you

Later

Dick: TALIA AL’GHUL, ARE YOU CRAZY!?

Bruce: *tiny whisper* she said she had a miscarriage

Tim: wait how old does this make him!?

Bruce: He shouldn’t be as old as he is now

Tim: is he like Kon? Made older in a lab?

Bruce: Talia wouldn’t do that

Dick: Talia would 100% do that.

(Also yes Jason 100% called Talia to warn her about what he did. Shes ignoring Bruce’s calls.)

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@mer-acle give thena this

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Making Ares not antagonize his grievously injured and mentally fragile sister, level impossible.

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my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

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Hurt/Comfort where AO3 falls victim to the Author’s Curse (hit by a car, house burns down, struck by lightning twice, whatever you want) and tumblr freaks out about it (“WHO DID THIS TO YOU” “no one, darling, I’ll be okay” “WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL”)