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Добытчик

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how can ppl say cats are heartless tbh

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my sister lives with a cat named squangela

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Favorite Percy quotes so far

“God, I love other people’s problems”

“I’m a collector as well. I collect specifics.”

“I’m perfectly content with it being someone else’s problem”

“I’m going to suggest something that sounds a little iffy but I swear to god I’m being clever”

“It’s a thing I’ve been working on but apparently someone else has done it first so nevermind. NEVERMIND, I’m not working on it anymore.”

“The terrible woman may have a point.”

“She has no aesthetics whatsoever” 

“I’ve had a terrible thought, and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts”

“I pull out a parchment, I write; “Hello, fairies. We are napping.” And I put it on the tree above us, and go back to sleep.”

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fitness instructor person: drop and give me 20

me:

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Jeff Goldblum is doing a Reddit AMA right now and he just answered a question from CHUCK TINGLE, ACCLAIMED EROTICA AUTHOR.

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why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

you a bitch

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This tweet is so important.

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He is right they’re NOT LISTENING.

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i found out recently that the very first trees did not rot when they died because the microbes that decompose trees hadnt evolved yet…which makes sense but it’s weird to think about. this actually caused a huge change in the climate at the time and many of these trees turned into coal because of it…

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There is no one more confident than a brand new witch.

Always struttin’, one eyebrow raised, lookin’ like they know all the secrets.

Like a teenager who has drank coffee for the first time.

“I’ll have a venti non-fat, soy, sugar-free, extra foam magic latte, Denise.”

Posting on Tumblr like they own the place.

#threefoldlawbitches

“You know, I saw a spirit once.”

Ouija boards ARE EVIL.  DO NOT TOUCH THEM.

“I just started my path, but I have ALWAYS been interested since I was a kid.”

Having the most aesthetic Instagram with their black hats, black pants, black shirt, resting witch face.

Using energy like a never-ending supply source and then complaining about how they can’t sleep, how they feel like shit, how their spells aren’t working.

Sleepy AF.

Two/Five/Ten/Twenty Years Later…

I just need some fucking coffee.

Frank, I told you we would be moving you onto the next realm at 4 p.m.  It’s 10.  Go be a fucking ghost elsewhere.

I forgot the sea salt.  *dumps table salt in*

Sweatpants and old tanktop aesthetic.

Calm down, it is just a spirit board.

Still sleepy AF.

In all honesty, I love seeing new witches blossom and find their path.  You all bring me so much joy.  Congrats to all the new witches out there!  May your path bring you happiness, enlightenment, laughter, and constant discovery!