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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem
#I listened to my partners dad’s girlfriend yap about her corporate job issues the other day#RIVETING. like omg yes fire her it’s sooo deserved!
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this is how us soldiers and people from the iof talk.
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(sees that a girl is upset) do you need me to make the world awash with blood over this minor inconvenience, queen?
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Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!
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playing poker with my friend and he lays down a straight flush but it has two kings so i tell him that’s wrong but it’s pride month and the gay flush is allowed during this month
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any kind of burger counts if you consider it a burger
#American but vegetarian and have yet to find a really good veggie burger brand :/#mixed feelings on the burger
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20 years is too long we need a 1 year nostalgia cycle. Were bringing back Hawk Tuah
#that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow#side note I still say yankee with no brim it’s funny!! and not that old!!
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dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly
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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change
#I live in georgia the state now and I'm feeling this eveyrday#and ofc the one day u want it to stay dry it storms on ur bike ride home and youre soaked and miserable#and its somehow still 90 degrees 80% humidity out
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rb with whether people assume you’re older or younger than your actual age
#younger even tho I'm wrinkly and have eyebags#I'm just really short and blonde and like wearing more childish clothing#I'm 21 and got yelled at for using my parents guest passes at the pool the other day#at the college that I attend. had to explain to the lady that I'm a student#also got carded then had to argue for my id back a few times bc I didn't want them taking my literal drivers liscence#also naturally v light blonde which I think makes me look like a teenager with badly bleached hair
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really underrated sibling dynamic is eldest freak loser sister no friends no bitches strange and offputting. and her really normal younger sister who loves her and hangs out with her.
#genuinely me n my younger sister#granted shes not 100% normal but shes normaler than me and calls me constantly#always wants to hang out with me#has bothered me/looked up to me for years#shes a little pop liking lip gloss fancy skincare girlie who's constantly like hey jo let's hang out#shes a full on moody teen and still begs me to take her and her friends thrifting and whatever#I love it I think its adorable and makes me wish I had an older sister at her age tbh#she was attached to me when I was an angsty teen and she was like 9/10 which was also funny. and now I'm a college weirdo stem person#and shes still attached to me LOL
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also
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WHEN ON PERIOD:
do not crash out
your feelings are NOT valid
do not send that text
don't kill yourself. lock in
do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed
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i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff
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