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Xander Hastings in Survivor 41 Episode 7

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When I first arrived here, I set some goals for myself. Obviously, to last as long as I can, but more importantly, to go home with my integrity, and to kind of prove that good, honest people can get far in the game. The game consumes so much of everyone, and sometimes it clouds people’s personality, it clouds the way you act, it clouds the way you treat other people, so it was important for me to achieve those goals.

— Ethan Zohn | Winner of SURVIVOR: AFRICA

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Imagine people not recognizing strong women and being happy Chrissy lost because they’re still pressed she voted out purple roark 2 months ago :/

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don’t @ me but devon is still a snack

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This twist is bullshit to help Ben.

First of all it in no way assists the person who won, other then they can for sure choose 1 person to sit next to(obviously the goat of the season)

Then it takes any strategy away from this final vote out, which has sometimes decided the winner by who was taken and who wasn’t

Finally it puts a huge spotlight on two people and away from the person who won it, giving them a huge boost going into FTC

It’s a crap twist and I can’t think of any final 4 where this would improve the outcome rather than tarnish it.

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can’t wait to see devon on fans vs favorites 3

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Ben doesn’t even deserve to win.

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devon literally played the best all around game, made the moves he needed to, and put himself in the best possible position to win. ben made himself a target from the BEGINNING and had to literally scrape the bottom of the idol barrel to stay in the game but cbs can’t leave well enough alone and i’m MAD ABOUT IT.

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i’d watch 16 episodes of just lauren putting young dumb boys in their place

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my 2017 mood is desi bathing topless in the fujian waters while people talk about needing her desperately back at camp

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survivor heroes vs healers vs hustlers: angie caunce character types

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chrissy hofbeck ✫ episode one

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tss heroes vs healers vs hustlers draft:

mj’s team jt thomas is the best survivor winner: jp, roark, jessica, lauren, simone, patrick 

jessie’s team narnia: mike, ali, devon, ben, ashley, alan

mary’s team check in burritos: katrina, chrissy, desi, cole, joe, ryan

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Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

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Me : * Sucking his dick and moaning  *

Him:* Moans louder *

Me:

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“lol is everything offensive these days?”