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“get better at reading the room!” “HOW?” oh so you wanted to hurt me right in my autistic little heart

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Thought tumblr would like to see it here

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I think Whitaker is used to being bled, peed, puked, etc. on. He’s just used to it being an animal and not a person.

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I was watching it on YouTube at night, and looked away from my computer screen in a mixture of horror and nausea at my window, to see my utterly stricken face. then I heard laughing from the audience in the video.

yeah you're 100% correct here

It's actually so unsettling and disturbing that Broadway audiences are laughing at the end of "If You Could See Her"

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my 'u should play ghost trick' propaganda starts now

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not trying to drag mr. harlan guthrie. but i'm constantly torn between "woah, this voice acting is fantastic, it's awesome how he can convey such rich emotions in a non-native accent"

and "does this man know any women"

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arthur lester, truly the king of living out of spite

i cant listen to the new malev and probably wont be able to for a while but i am goint to read the transcript now. godbless

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lately instead of saying "man im really hungry" ive started saying shit like "i could cannibalize a whole corpse right about now" which has proved a tad problematic when i say it too loudly around people im not friends with

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ahhh, poor Kel, poor Arthur, so here are two "dudes travelling in a car" hahahha:)

Part 8 and going!

And still can't figure out how they look like

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I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state

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This is an older piece (so the design is a bittt outdated) but, probably still one of my favorites!

Also, bonus version with quotes from scene:

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"You know what, motherfuckers, I'm giving Ian Malcolm ANOTHER MORPHINE MONOLOGUE" - Michael Chrichton, apparently.

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THANK YOU !!!!!

I have said basically a worse-worded version to every person I talk to about that book. like why did I, every time she was in a scene, KNOW she was gonna cause a life-or-death situation.

While I am mostly enjoying the experience of listening to Chrichton's Jurassic Park, few things have brought me more literary rage than his phenomenally inept depiction of children. Literally. LITERALLY any time Lex (here the younger sibling at ~8yo) speaks, I get frissons of loathing. I can feel it in my TOES

The SINGLE SOLE ONLY character trait Lex displays is Petulance. That's it. I'd subject myself to this whole fucking thing again just to count the number of times she's said "I'm hungry", the number of times she's disregarded EVERYTHING in favor of whinging, whining, or wheedling. Mr Mikhaile Krihton physically put fingers to keyboard to type out, himself, not under duress, "nya nya nya nya nya nya" at the T-Rex

I'm just AGOG at how badly she's written. Did he have kids? Had he ever seen one played on tv? Was drunk when someone described a children and decided he had a handle on the situation? I'm fuming

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"his terror was extreme" lives in my head rent-free

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literally every time I see a malevolent text post (as in something without art), I instinctively read it as John Marston and Arthur Morgan, two depressed gay cowboys. EVERY time

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The “John is going to pay attention to everything about Arthur’s personal life because he needs to know how to easily manipulate him” -> “John pays attention to everything about Arthur’s personal life because hes his friend. And he loves him :)” pipeline is very cute