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RIP Daniel Kon

he died doing what he loved

traumatizing his son

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coparenting s3 manifestation

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silly shirts ^-^

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I have a stupid headcannon

that everyone has Yaz as an emergency contact just to freaking mess with her. Like it made sense for Sammy to have her as that but then she finds out Brooklynn and Kenji both have her as their contact too and she's just confused like imagine her getting a call because Kenji hurt himself rock climbing and Yaz is just like why am I your emergency contact? I'm several states away???

Kenji: because your the fastest, duh.

And Yaz is just freaking confused because it's not like she's running to them to help it's usually just her calling who should be their emergency contact and because she calls Brooklynn for Kenji, Brookynn's gotta mess with her.

Brooklynn: see this is why your the emergency contact! You called me so quickly!

Yaz: this would literally be faster if you were the contact!

And its just that with Brooklynn and Kenji continuously insisting it's because Yaz is the fastest. And like Ben joins the club because it's funny and Darius is just confused why there's all using Yaz as an emergency contact but still adds her to his emergency contact list and Yaz is like "WHY?"

And then it immediately stops being funny when Yaz gets the call about Brooklynn's death because she's the emergency contact and has to tell the rest of the group 💕

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if kenji were here he would have been the one to add "fiddles are actually quite difficult to play. she played you like the cheap kazoo you are."

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Yaz: I think I'm bi

Kenji: which one?

Yaz: What?

Kenji: which one? Bilingual-

Sammy: Bisexual-

Ben: Biracial

Brooklynn: Oh! I know!

Brooklynn: a BITCH!

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This website is like a hazy fog out of which all kinds of strange pictures and words appear

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This is made to be a jwcc/ct/benrius blog, but since it's a dino show maybe you guys are interested in some (accurated) spinosaurus art? I literally draw him everyday :0

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Happy Birthday Chaos Theory!

(Pic only slightly related)

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Sammy comes over, sporting equally large eyebags but also cowboy boots with a scary looking heel, and starts yelling at the reporter for exploiting traumatized young men.

Yaz is glaring at them, leading Kenji away from the cameras with an arm around his shoulder.

Y: “u don’t have to tell them shit kenj”

K: “but I want to”

Sammy, about to physically fight the camera man: “no u don’t baby trust me”

Brooklynn has climbed into the news van and has been fucking with the broadcast the whole time

Nublar 6 Drunk Headcanons

Darius:

Drinks whatever is given to him, but has grown a taste for hard ciders.

Quiet drunk.

Becomes literally almost comatose, laughing and chatting from wherever he’s planted for the night, never getting up until Brooklynn picks him up to carry him home to bed.

He left the party without telling anyone once and tried to walk home, Sammy attaches an apple airtag to his belt every time after that.

Very insistent that they stop for food on the way home.

Kenji:

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODY

Likes to tell people he’s 6’ tall (he’s 6’2) and watch all the other guys in the vicinity try to defend their heights.

Someone gets really close to proving they’re both 6’2 and he calls Ben (6’4) over for support.

“Dude idk what to tell you, i’m 6’ and I’m way taller than u. check out my buddy who’s ACTUALLY 6’2”

It is a wonder he doesn’t get punched in the face. (it isn’t, Ben is standing right there)

Ben:

Drinks mainly rum and coke until Yaz lets him have a sip of her Paloma, then he is Super Into Tequila.

Takes forever for him to get drunk because of his massive body mass lmfao

Face flushes and his ears turn red when he’s finally feeling it

Very giggly and smiley

Cries about Bumpy if he thinks about her for too long

That scene in Abbott Elementary where they go to a karaoke bar and Jacob starts singing Last Resort and everyone is concerned. yeah that.

Sammy:

Drinks Coors because it’s available, but will go for the Lone Star if they have it.

She does Not participate in that Craft Beer IPA nonsense.

Very handsy

Bedroom Eyes appear around drink 4 and she becomes a menace to society

Pulls Yaz into her lap to make out with her, mid conversation with Ben, who rolls his eyes and walks away. (“useless lesbians.” “mind your business, gay boy”)

Karaoke Queen

Yaz:

Drinks mainly bitter cocktails, Gin and Tonic is her safe drink if she’s feeling indecisive.

Feels actually confident when she’s drinking

Doesn’t like the idea of house parties, but she pre’s with Ben and Kenji to loosen up and get excited

Is as loud as Kenji when they’re both drinking (ALEXA, PLAY BISEXUAL ANTHEM)

Will often hop on Kenji’s back and make him cart her around from house to house.

Brooklynn

Always has a different mixed drink in her hand. Her go-tos are pornstars and sex on the beach. Ben doesn’t know how she can drink that much sugar without inducing a hangover.

Social butterfly, takes selfies with everyone at the party, and befriends the bouncers at the club once she turns 21.

STAYS requesting songs from the DJ (they always say yes to her)

Eventually gets up on stage and takes over the music entirely.

“Unboxing blackout drinking” before taking a tequila shot.

Tell me your headcanons!!

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Nublar 6 Drunk Headcanons

Darius:

Drinks whatever is given to him, but has grown a taste for hard ciders.

Quiet drunk.

Becomes literally almost comatose, laughing and chatting from wherever he’s planted for the night, never getting up until Brooklynn picks him up to carry him home to bed.

He left the party without telling anyone once and tried to walk home, Sammy attaches an apple airtag to his belt every time after that.

Very insistent that they stop for food on the way home.

Kenji:

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODY

Likes to tell people he’s 6’ tall (he’s 6’2) and watch all the other guys in the vicinity try to defend their heights.

Someone gets really close to proving they’re both 6’2 and he calls Ben (6’4) over for support.

“Dude idk what to tell you, i’m 6’ and I’m way taller than u. check out my buddy who’s ACTUALLY 6’2”

It is a wonder he doesn’t get punched in the face. (it isn’t, Ben is standing right there)

Ben:

Drinks mainly rum and coke until Yaz lets him have a sip of her Paloma, then he is Super Into Tequila.

Takes forever for him to get drunk because of his massive body mass lmfao

Face flushes and his ears turn red when he’s finally feeling it

Very giggly and smiley

Cries about Bumpy if he thinks about her for too long

That scene in Abbott Elementary where they go to a karaoke bar and Jacob starts singing Last Resort and everyone is concerned. yeah that.

Sammy:

Drinks Coors because it’s available, but will go for the Lone Star if they have it.

She does Not participate in that Craft Beer IPA nonsense.

Very handsy

Bedroom Eyes appear around drink 4 and she becomes a menace to society

Pulls Yaz into her lap to make out with her, mid conversation with Ben, who rolls his eyes and walks away. (“useless lesbians.” “mind your business, gay boy”)

Karaoke Queen

Yaz:

Drinks mainly bitter cocktails, Gin and Tonic is her safe drink if she’s feeling indecisive.

Feels actually confident when she’s drinking

Doesn’t like the idea of house parties, but she pre’s with Ben and Kenji to loosen up and get excited

Is as loud as Kenji when they’re both drinking (ALEXA, PLAY BISEXUAL ANTHEM)

Will often hop on Kenji’s back and make him cart her around from house to house.

Brooklynn

Always has a different mixed drink in her hand. Her go-tos are pornstars and sex on the beach. Ben doesn’t know how she can drink that much sugar without inducing a hangover.

Social butterfly, takes selfies with everyone at the party, and befriends the bouncers at the club once she turns 21.

STAYS requesting songs from the DJ (they always say yes to her)

Eventually gets up on stage and takes over the music entirely.

“Unboxing blackout drinking” before taking a tequila shot.

Tell me your headcanons!!

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Your white boyfriend will do nothing for you. Leave him. Join my terrorist Organization

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Slight spoilers for chaos theory!!

Couldn't forget Nublar 6's gals ofc!!! Loving the idea of sammy and yaz matching outfits bc they're gfs!! It's a must!!!

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Some outfits I think the nublar 6 would wear! (Plus them wearing friendship braceletes bc they TOTALLY would)