Hi! I'm BarneyThis is my blog! I don't do muchI post random stuff with no context, Sometimes I make posts about a story I'm working on. (Profile pic from a picrew by @liimty on Instagram, it's my DND character)
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NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY, Don’t go inside the TUMBLR CAVE!
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#ohhh you should see my grandma's garden then!#its a combination of native habitat and a english garden#also theres a pond full of tadpoles#oh and a lot of birds
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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#dinosaur animal cookies#they are chocolate flavor too!#and are really yummy!#heck yeah (:#*bites off pteranodon head because its not a dinosaur*
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My tennis practice camp thing just ended and to get an otterpop we had to answer pro-tennis questions about Coco Grant or where the french opening is... mine was about the Wimbledon Tennismatc....
*more sounds of devestation*
just enjoying my cucumber salad-wra-......
NOOO OH GOD NO
I ... NO
*sounds of being devestated*
#sigh#sighhhh#...#benedict cumberbatch#pengwings#> prev tags#... all jokes aside I love tennis#It's mostly a hobby#oh also happy Juneteenth!!
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just enjoying my cucumber salad-wra-......
NOOO OH GOD NO
I ... NO
*sounds of being devestated*
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Hello, I am so sorry to lodge a formal complaint but dude you caused a twilight epidemic on my dash and not the sparkle pony alicorn type... and now I'm forced to scroll past pictures of vampires playing baseball like 4x before I can find a drawing of a parrot with a knife, please don't reblog anymore Twilight stuff.
Sincerely, your mutual
I think I will do it more now, actually/hj
Sincerely,
Someone who has never watched nor read twilight
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Okay you guys.
IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something
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*shoves you, all of you, into a blender filled with mango, passionfruit, orange juice, and teeth(affectionately)*
#a lot#for instance I just played 3 hours of Pokemon Unite#I havent touched my switch in more than a year tbh#oh also I got bullied by a second grader over a sock puppet catepillar clown#this is all extremely conherent
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ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose
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I predict a Steven Universe spin-off will be announced!
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not naming names but some of you are genuinely really good people and i hope that you get everything your heart wants and needs
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hey so i made more of these since everyone seemed to like that last one
part one
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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
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when school ends and it starts to sound like there’s a hundred and four days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it
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