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everytime i see your pfp i always think its just the default one and then i look closer and see it is in fact embroidery

and by sending in this ask you are about to make at least like 5-10 more people also lose their minds. thank you for this rube goldberg machine kickoff. the marble has been plunked.

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Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

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Anti-censorship cheat sheet I took from bluesky

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If you are currently sitting or laying down this moment ask yourself if you are resting or rotting. Change your behavior accordingly

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Best apps to kill time on 😻

Been seeing some posts circulating about popular websites/apps and wanted to make my own version. These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life.

Love Nikki- my favorite dress-up game

CharacterHub- make beautiful wikis for your characters and art

Date My Music by the Shelf app- find out how dateable you are based on your Spotify

Hangout.fm- music with your friends, ultimate music discovery engine

Ellipsus- because f*ck google docs

Hinge Cheater - check if your boyfriend is still on Hinge

Shroomy - Therapy but from a talking mushroom

Party In My Dorm - college simulation game!

Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire

Rise - really helpful self-care sleep routine

Breathwrk - this app will help you get rid of social anxiety

Phone Case DIY - design your phone case

Idle Human - build a human from scratch. for reals.

Pocket Styler - build a dream closet you want

Stadium Live - sports, games, and friends - all in one

Dragon Mania Legends - breed the cutest dragons

Sweatcoin - you can literally walk and get paid

BitLife - a life simulator

Fabulous - best daily routine planner

Bee Factory - build and raise your bee empire!!!! You’re welcome 😉

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@hoktom

did you know? you can meet people who will love you unconditionally for who you are. but watch out! the distance

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When fnaf 6 came out I always assumed the burning of the building was done by Henry physically starting the fire himself, or perhaps he had someone else set the fire so he could stay inside, and then some big heavy metal doors locked everyone inside

But then security breach is like "no he just had giant flame throwers installed in the floor"

Imagine you are contracted to build and install giant flame throwing devices for some industrial purpose, and suddenly you get a contract for a Chucky Cheese, you show up and this red haired dude is like "you need to install them in the floor, I will pay you extra to not ask questions"

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yes i dont put tags on my posts. yes i know this means my posts wont reach the desired audience. yes i know i dont have a large enough follow count to get away with it.

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english slang is awful i would hate to be learning this shit. like the word shit. something can be horseshit or bullshit which means it's a lie. but cow shit is just poop. and something can be dogshit which means it's really bad quality. but cat shit is just poop.

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Not sure if this is handy for anyone else, but I was just about to pick up some magnet sheets for the newest stickers in my collection when it occurred to me to share

I’ve found that turning my favourite stickers into fridge magnets has been a handy solution to Sticker Placement Anxiety

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God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

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I find it hard to participate in any discourse around JoJo Siwa because I just think her childhood should have been illegal.