Text
On the other hand you can鈥檛 prove that this little ceramic pig won鈥檛 cure all that ails me
175 notes
路
View notes
Text
Ok today鈥檚 date was really nice and he asked to go to a movie tomorrow but I said no cause I thought 3 days in a row was too much haha.
Got stood up on a first date tonight 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
7 notes
路
View notes
Text
idiot falling after trying to steal a horse
4K notes
路
View notes
Text
Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?
20K notes
路
View notes
Text
Ended up having a really good date with him, and we are seeing each other again today
Got stood up on a first date tonight 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
7 notes
路
View notes
Text
Crisis averted, I told the cute guy from my book club that I got stood up and he鈥檚 on his way 馃き
Got stood up on a first date tonight 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
7 notes
路
View notes
Text
Got stood up on a first date tonight 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
#all men are pigs#he unmatched me after I texted him asking if he was coming#HE was the one who asked ME out..#what a loser
7 notes
路
View notes
Text
*me, literally sick with want* whatever
130K notes
路
View notes
Text
hater for hire. if you need someone to hate on anything i'm your guy. i'll hate on anything for next to no reason and i just do it for the love of the game. which i hate
15K notes
路
View notes
Text
oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets
the nefarious dust particle:
52K notes
路
View notes
Text
Not completely sober in the tavern rn looking up images of miniature ceramic dogs on my phone
completely sober in the club looking at images of dragons on my phone
21K notes
路
View notes
Text
google maps should have a button to go the long scenic way around to a destination for nostalgic souls
1K notes
路
View notes
Text
People do not see masculinity as being as fluid and complex and nuanced as femininity and it鈥檚 annoying as hell. Because of patriarchy鈥檚 stranglehold on masculinity and radfem theory鈥檚 stranglehold on queer spaces, people really think with their whole heart that only femininity is subversive or experimental, or frankly, queer, and that masculinity is only a power grab and nothing more. Embarrassing!
44K notes
路
View notes