chaoticsentienttoaster
chaoticsentienttoaster
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They/He , Sentient Kitchenware, Chaos Incarnate, Hobbyist Therapist, I'll take Gender for 300, Alex
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chaoticsentienttoaster · 2 months ago
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chaoticsentienttoaster · 2 months ago
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Cat treating your packer as a toy
Cat treating your packer.
As.
A
Toy.
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chaoticsentienttoaster · 2 months ago
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Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.
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chaoticsentienttoaster · 2 months ago
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Does anyone else have problems with their cat trying to sleep on their suitcase full of hormones???
It's his favorite bed????????
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chaoticsentienttoaster · 2 months ago
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In Spider-Man 3 (2007), a journalist shows integrity and prints a retraction after he learned the news he was spreading was false. This is because this is a work of fiction.
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chaoticsentienttoaster · 2 months ago
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Any day now
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chaoticsentienttoaster · 2 months ago
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Behold.
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chaoticsentienttoaster · 2 months ago
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He punches holes in walls he cannot be contained he is a menace he gets scared by ants
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chaoticsentienttoaster · 3 months ago
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having mutuals who are all also mutuals of each other is like living in a fucking hive mind. heres a post, heres that post again, heres that post again, heres that post again, heres that post again
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chaoticsentienttoaster · 3 months ago
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It is just me or do others want to put theier penits in spaghetti monter
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chaoticsentienttoaster · 3 months ago
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chaoticsentienttoaster · 3 months ago
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Here! Have some cookies!! They are very blue because i subscribe to gender stereotypes!!!
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chaoticsentienttoaster · 3 months ago
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chaoticsentienttoaster · 5 months ago
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My cat taked me
hoptage.
on the ides of
March :(
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chaoticsentienttoaster · 6 months ago
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Head's up:
The galaxy's first straight woman is coming to town who wants to help her realize she likes women
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chaoticsentienttoaster · 6 months ago
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call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny
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