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kasey: did you just refer to a knife as a people opener?

abjid: should i not have?

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This may be a waffle house, but you're my waffle home.

Evi at Mifa

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Evi: Let’s have a family conversation! I’ll start first. What are your thoughts on the death penalty?

everyone else: [dying in the bg]

hana: honestly it should be more widespread and also they should let me kill people

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abjid: its my body, im gonna do what i want with it.

revant: okay. fine. but can you move it outside? its been sitting in the corner all day and it's really starting to sme

abjid: cAn YoU mOvE iT oUtSiDe--no! it's my body and i do what i want with it!

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evi: im the proud owner of an iq of 5. and a half.

ava: not for long

evi: please, its all i have

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[evi and abjid walking past at 3am carrying the microwave]

revant: uh, what do you guys think you're doing?

[evi and abjid look up in tandem, stare silently for a momet, then start aggressively walking faster before slowing to turn as they enter the bathroom]

revant: ???

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evi, crying: got my hand stuck in the peach jar, and im _naked,_ and i dont know what to do

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🌙💜🌟

Monstrous Incantation:

Violet Incantation

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evi: seems like im always saving your ass

mifa: well it is an ass worth saving

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evi: damn, i cant find my phone. revant, can you help me?

revant: sure, ill call it for you

[you are my dad starts playing]

evi: i can explain--

revant, crying: thank you,

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evi: yo siri, find me a girlfriend.

[solmizan appears turned away]

evi: DANG

[sola turns around]

evi: thats not a girl. thats a whole ass changeling

[mifa winks]

evi: yknow what, beggars cant be choosers, ill take it

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persi: do you want a spoon or a fork with your icecream?

revant: a fork?

persi: ok--[holds out fork]

revant: are you serious, a fucking fork?

persi: i mean you can use anything you want, but--

revant: a pizza cutter. i want a pizza cutter.

persi: [pulls one out of a bag of holding]

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friefal, interviewing the party: describe yourself in one word.

evi, hefting her battleaxe: hired.

elise: can she do that??

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hal·cy·on

/ˈhalsēən/

adjective  denoting a period of time in the past that was idyllically happy and peaceful. 

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Alex groans in annoyance, and falls to the table in defeat. "Hayden, can you stop fucking quoting things that have no relevance to the situation? I just wanna play Mario Kart, Jesus."

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”