cherishcherubi

[cherishcherubi]

Good morning to these little guys in particular!! They always come out first thing in the morning to sunbath before it gets too hot, and they look adorable

[cherishcherubi]

Me either.

I do not dream.

[cherishcherubi]

You should throw that Oshawott thing in the water. It'd be funny.

You should jump in front of a semi truck. It'd be funny.

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If anyone tries to put you on a leash, I'm punching them. And then calling Iolana and getting the entirety of the Team Skull Kalos Division to punch them.

You should be put on a leash.

...

I'm human. I don't

Why are you like this? What do you have to gain from making me feel even worse about my situation?

[cherishcherubi]

D'awww.

I can provide both of those, assuming you're fine with being around grass types. I'm used to carrying my Cherubi around, so I definitely wouldn't mind carrying you. Or I could get the wagon thing that Antoinette uses for her Slugma, if you'd prefer.

You in Kalos?

I'm assuming so, at least, because Tula sent me a series of VERY frantic messages asking me to check on you. So. Do you need anything?

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Um, yeah. I am. I'm, uh. Staying in a hotel with @trainer-tal currently, but, um.

I need someone to, um. Accompany me. At the Exposition itself.

And, uh. A hug, too.

[cherishcherubi]

Apparently, there's a Reshiram around here somewhere. Ugh.

Tula will kill me if I don't pet that thing for her...

[cherishcherubi]

That's dysphoria, Zita.

... Is it reasonable that I feel discomfort over a fictional portrayal of myself?

... I have tried playing "Pokemon Crossing" and managed to find one of the rare villagers. He was a masculine in portrayal Zygarde named Zavier. I tried to get past feeling weird but I just cannot. I do not think I can touch that game again.

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Ta-dahhh. Antoinette and I are attending the Exposition Universelle de Kalos!

Don't really have big plans, but... When in [Rome], y'know? So if you see a six foot tall Sinnohan woman or a comically short girl with a three-legged Flareon, feel free to say hello.... Or say Bonjour to Antoinette. Her Galarian is pretty bad.

[cherishcherubi]

Why is this website the adoption website

Luckily, everyone dislikes me B)

[cherishcherubi]

Any medicine, legal or illegal, prescribed or unprescribed, can be considered a drug. This is why corner stores and the such are called drug stores in some places.

Pain killers are drugs, yes.

They are legal ones and distributed freely(depending where you live) by the government

Hmmmmm i domt believe youuu

[cherishcherubi]

You very much are, Flare. It's fine; that's not abnormal with painkillers. But it's important that you're aware and have the correct language to describe how you feel in case something does happen.

Yep.

She's real high right now

Nooooo i thiink im still short :(((

[cherishcherubi]

High as in intoxicated, not as in tall. They are talking about how your painkillers make you "loopy."

Yep.

She's real high right now

Nooooo i thiink im still short :(((

[cherishcherubi]

Best I can do, guys.

( Image: Holly the Joltik with a button battery balanced on his head. )

[cherishcherubi]

She's hallucinating doors.

Siiiidoooooooon i caaant opppen da door :(((

What door are you trying to open?

[cherishcherubi]

...What the fuck do they have you on?

Siiiidoooooooon i caaant opppen da door :(((

What door are you trying to open?

[cherishcherubi]

Arcrus, Sidon, yes, it does. That's how people get addicted. And she's in a very vulnerable state. No one pointed that out yet, so I figured I'd say something. I'm not entirely sure the girl would know what addiction is. It's only natural to worry .

Keep an eye on your "sister."

First time I've seen the girl show anything close to confidence, and it's when she's popping pills. Mildly concerning, to say the least.

@cherishcherubi

...why did you put sister in quotes?

I mean, popping pills does that ig

[cherishcherubi]

Precisely. They've been doing this since founding, but no one ever seems upset until their own Pokémon get insulted.

Why is everyone talking about Amity Square today? Also why are we calling it Amity Park?