Okay, we are going to learn a new word today:
Indigestion.
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day 1
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Not smoking weed before I use my forearm crutches so I'm not operating machinery under the influence
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they drink together often
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Yi doodles……. And a bit of my goofy ahh wild west au
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Does Heket like eating mushrooms from her homeland?
short answer: no
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My only thought with mushroom witch 🍄
Everybody's favorite game- "Is it a mushroom or a penis."
Mushroom Witch: Hey, friend- There's two mushrooms in my pants. Choose wisely~
Stoner Reader: You could just give me the mushroom and I'll touch your dick afterwards.
Mushroom Witch: Cute and funny- Not a big fan of labels, but- let's get married.
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I am obsessed when idioms with way too many real world implications make their way into media like this. Cause it actually means nothing but what if the Cookie Run universe just had opium in canon…own version of the Opium Wars… a Crispia Opioid Crisis… Opium Poppy Cookie-
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A frog and his two coke/crack addicted bfs wanted by the state for treason
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hey. do you remember when we were six, and you walked me to the nurse's office when i fell and skinned my knee? do you remember when we were twenty-three, and i called you paramedics because you overdosed on xanax?
do you remember when we were four, and you held my hand at the ballpark when i was afraid we'd get split up? do you remember when we were eighteen and i left home and never came back?
do you remember when we were eleven, and i beat you at that car racing game that you liked so much for the first time ever, and you were devastated?
hey. do you remember when i was twenty-five, and i got the call from mom?
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I feel so bad for gregor- get this man a mountain of pillows and blankets ASAP
for legal reasons I’m canadian. I’m glad you guys like my silly guy!
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Johnny Toast truly is the character of all time. He's a ghost hunter. He's rich. He's british. He is Jewish. His grandmother is the queen of England. He's a drug addict and dealer. He has been a werewolf, zombie, and vampire. His time as a werewolf caused him to hate furries. He is friends with The Rake. If you see him dance you'll die. He had a wife but she died after witnessing him dancing. He has an evil twin. And his totally platonic best friend is some little freak who is plagued by the horrors.
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day 15
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