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i think i would learn cars if i could purchase a yugo theyre so cutes

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username checks out too

i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

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charlie brown: *sigh*, it's a doggy dog world out there

snoopy: *rolls a joint faster*

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wanted a quick cold snack and now I got a carrot like a cigar in my teeth this is sick as hell

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I'm out here enjoying unique nightmares and suffering from rancid dreams

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AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

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call that all gender restroom communist propaganda the way xe been peeing

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I used to do cross country in high school, and there was this guy on the team that was wonderful. Great guy. But his advice to everyone that asked how to get good was to run 20k a day.

If you don't run, I'll just tell you, most people's bodies cannot take that kind of abuse. No matter how much you train, you will not be able to run 20k a day. It's like how you can't train to make your cuts heal faster. You recover as fast as you recover. So while a big part of what made this guy so succesful was the dedication and mental toughness needed to actually run 20k a day, an equally big part was that he healed like fucking Wolverine. And that's fine, but it would've been nice if he knew that and stopped telling new guys to commit suicide by jogging.

Different guy on the team ran like, 5-6k a day, which actually isn't all that much. His problem when he gave advice was that he didn't really get that 5-6k a day doesn't generally produce elite results for most people. He was lucky in the sense that he didn't have to work all that hard to get great results, and unlucky in the sense that if he pushed himself much further than that, he fell apart.

I think about those two whenever I get advice from succesful people. The very things that make them outliers also make their advice useless to most people. Worse, they're often outliers on totally separate ends of the same spectrum, so their advice will be contradictory.

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me, managing to pull myself together for a day: woah this math homework is actually kinda fun once I understand it

my ADHD brain, in its infinite wisdom; No. Nope. Bad. This has caused me great displeasure. Now Waste 4 Hours on that stupid Jubilee Antivaxxers vs. Doctor video that accomplishes nothing.

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not very new hyperfixation rediscovered write a poem abt it

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Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

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I don’t like being referred to as a boy

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There is a youtuber called TheFeetist whose icon is a cartoon drawing of himself with glasses on smirking while holding a sock like a recently caught fish. his videos are short youtube essays all somehow relating to feet, but strangely never in a sexual way. his shorts are predominantly an ongoing series of placing every entry on WikiFeet onto a massive tierlist, which he also posts a video once a month recapping that month's new additions

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the buffalo sandwich chex mix were actually so ass. way too sweet, more than they were salty. To be fair I don't think I ever had a buffalo sandwich. Try pickle flavored potato chips please

Identifying a clear preference for novelty above all other qualities, a report from the University of Minnesota released Friday found that morbid curiosity now accounts for 79 percent of the nation’s snack food purchases. “Whether they’re trying to figure out if a jelly bean really tastes like popcorn or what the deal is with those puffy shrimp chips that apparently are really popular in Asia, we’ve concluded that consumers buy snacks three-quarters of the time purely from an intense desire to determine whether a product corresponds with its purported flavor,” said the report’s author, Carol Souza, adding that almost 20 percent of those purchases alone were prompted by a keen interest in how biscuits-and-gravy was reduced to a potato chip coating.

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I'm nowhere near to being a Buddhist, nor is that my intention. I love the adeptus mechanicus, but otherwise I'm not big on 40k either. I had a fucked up moment when waking up where I thought maybe escaping samsara meant immortality through replacing human bodies with robot ones. And then I ate breakfast.